• Fritz column: Sadsack singlefriend - 11/23/2014 07:43 PM MST
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    I'm Not ThereFritz column: Sadsack singlefriend

    Chapter 7 involves notes of encouragement, whiskey and puking
    11/23/2014 07:43 PM MST
    As you learned in the first six installments of my eight-part series, "Proper Care and Maintenance of Your Singlefriend," the first eight weeks after you adopt, purchase, or find a new singlefriend can be filled with many emotions. 
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    Fantz column: Let us go in peace
    11/17/2014 09:08 PM MST - Dear Christy, I just moved in with my boyfriend, but I have a major problem. I can't go to the bathroom (No. 2) when he's in the house. I often go at the gas station down the street. -Saving face  Full Story

    Fritz column: Super singlefriend
    11/16/2014 07:34 PM MST - As you learned in the first five installments of my eight-part series, "Proper Care and Maintenance of Your Singlefriend," the first eight weeks after you adopt, purchase, or find a new singlefriend are an important time, a time when encouragement, positive thinking and beer play a crucial role in your singlefriend's future. Full Story

    Marsh column: Beach grit in my shoes
    11/11/2014 02:22 PM MST - After a week of touring central Chile with my dad, the size of my pants had become problematic. I blame the pants, of course, not the fact that 90 percent of my calorie consumption was made up of red wine, bread and cheese.  Full Story

    FRITZ: Is your singlefriend on drugs?
    11/09/2014 08:27 PM MST - As you learned in the first four installments of my eight-part series, "Proper Care and Maintenance of Your Singlefriend," the first eight weeks after you adopt, purchase, or find a new singlefriend are a crucial time when your focus must be laser-like. Full Story

    FANTZ: Fury with furry
    11/03/2014 09:27 PM MST - Dear Christy, After Halloween last year, my boyfriend decided it would be fun to have sex in our costumes. We did, and it was. But we have been ever since. Now it's to the point where he can't perform unless I'm in my panda suit. Note, it's not a sexy panda lingerie outfit, it's a full-on fursuit. What if he's a furry? I miss real sex. What's with furries, anyway? -Fuzzed out  Full Story

    FRITZ: Assessing and dressing your singlefriend
    11/02/2014 04:05 PM MST - As you learned in the first three installments of "Proper Care and Maintenance of Your Singlefriend," the first eight weeks after you adopt, purchase, or find a new singlefriend are a crucial time when you, as a caregiver, guardian, or drinking buddy, must be ever vigilant to ensure your singlefriend remains in tip-top condition. Full Story

    MARSH: Reflections from Chile
    10/28/2014 09:54 PM MDT - Pinch me. I can't believe I am here in this moment, in this place. I'm sitting on a patio, drinking beer, on a street lined with sycamore trees... in Chile. Pinch me. I can't believe I am here in this moment, in this place. Full Story

    FANTZ: Not-so-fair with lady
    10/28/2014 02:40 PM MDT - Dear Christy, My lady hates when I call her my lady. I only mean it as a term of endearment. What's with gals getting all feisty with this kind of stuff? I'm not trying to own her. She's just my lady. -A Dude  Full Story

    FRITZ: Communicating with your singlefriend
    10/26/2014 09:04 PM MDT - As you learned in the first two installments of "Proper Care and Maintenance of Your Singlefriend," the first eight weeks after you adopt, purchase, or find a new singlefriend comprise a crucial time wherein the love, attention and dedication you give that singlefriend can propel them towards success. Full Story

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    Colorado football: MacIntyres spending more time together

    Jay showing promise as redshirt wide receiver while playing for his father, Mike
    Jay MacIntyre has spent more time around his dad this fall than he has at any other time in his life. Full Story
    (Cliff Grassmick / Daily Camera)
    Colorado football: MacIntyres spending more time together

    Jay showing promise as redshirt wide receiver while playing for his father, Mike
    Jay MacIntyre has spent more time around his dad this fall than he has at any other time in his life. Full Story
    ( Paul Aiken / Daily Camera)
    Second Story Garage: Run River North

    When you hear Run River North for the first time, you might think to yourself, "This band could really go somewhere." Their songs are just a little bit better than other bands' songs, their singing is a notch superior, their playing is a touch more exciting. Full Story