Updated: October 23, 2014 8:02:56 PM MDT
 
 
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    (Christy Fantz)
    Fantz in Your PantsFANTZ: Silver foxes' slump

    Plus, this jag is scared of getting ebola through sex
    10/20/2014 09:17 PM MDT
    Hi Christy, In the past, you tried to help us lift out of our "mid-life crises," but we are still heading downhill. We still meet at Vic's for coffee every day at 6 a.m., but have gone from five of us to two, except on Fridays when four of us seem to get up the strength to gather. As far as the mid-life issues, I got rid of the Prius, got a BMW Z3, and somehow my wife ended up with that, and I got the Honda CRV. WTF? I guess we are still looking for advice from you. How can I put this band of brothers back together? How do we get our mojo back? -Older guyz in the hood  
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    FRITZ: Identifying singlefriends
    10/19/2014 08:42 PM MDT - As you learned in last week's installment of "Proper Care and Maintenance of Your Singlefriend," the first eight weeks comprise a crucial time after you adopt, purchase, or find a new singlefriend. Full Story

    Running Under the Influence: The Ebola outbreak, way before it broke out
    10/13/2014 09:55 PM MDT - After reading all the books assigned for the entirety of fifth grade, I asked my teacher what I should read next. "Whatever you want," was her tired response, as she gestured to her desk. I picked up the first book I saw, "The Hot Zone." What I learned is that if you touch crystallized monkey pee you will get Ebola and die. And you might start a worldwide epidemic in the process. Full Story

    Fantz in her own pants
    10/13/2014 10:04 PM MDT - Dear Christy, You had a bad morning that kept getting worse. Plus, you saw that your husband left his wedding ring on his nightstand and went to work without it on. So you got sad. Slap yourself around for us. -Fantz Full Story

    FRITZ: Proper care and maintenance for your Singlefriend
    10/13/2014 03:28 PM MDT - Congratulations! This is an exciting time for you and your new, freshly single friend. While it is wholly appropriate to look forward to the hours of fun ahead, it's also important to remember a singlefriend is a lot of responsibility — proper care and maintenance is crucial, particularly at the beginning. Full Story

    FRITZ: Let the sun shine in
    10/05/2014 09:42 PM MDT - Hey, you. Yeah, you over there with the food stuck to your sweatshirt, sitting in the dark. You're depressed. Full Story

    Fantz: Girlfriend picked off by fantasy football
    09/29/2014 09:09 PM MDT - Dear Christy, Fantasy football is taking over my boyfriend's life. All he does is talk about it, he's on the computer analyzing players all the time and when the games are on, forget it - I even tried standing naked in front of the TV and he told me to move. Help! -What about my fantasy?  Full Story

    Running Under the Influence: Life is short, drink the good stuff
    09/29/2014 09:07 PM MDT - My mom, sister and I participated in the Race for the Cure, as we have every single year since it began. At first, we ran in honor of my grandmother, who fought breast cancer for the better part of 35 years. Years later, we added my other grandmother's name to the list. Then, my mom was diagnosed with breast cancer - and the floor dropped out from under us. Full Story

    FRITZ: Who's gonna drive you home tonight?
    09/28/2014 07:45 PM MDT - Wow, Ric Ocasek! Man, I'm a fan. The Cars. New Wave. Shit. But I gotta say, it's pretty weird: you interviewing me. I'm usually the one asking the questions. Love that one song, "Since You're Gone." Good stuff. Oh, you're gonna play your, uh, your synthesizer while we talk. Alrighty then. Hey, you do you, Ric, you do you. Full Story

    FRITZ: Phoning It In
    09/22/2014 10:33 AM MDT - Dear Editor Rob: My usual editor, Christy, is on vacation. She probably didn't tell you before she left but she asked me to turn in my grocery list this week instead of a column. She said it'd give readers a better idea of who I am as a person or something. Thanks! Fritz Full Story

    (Jeff Chiu / Associated Press)
    Men's basketballCU men's basketball: Buffs have earned respect from Pac-12 peers

    CU picked to finish third in media poll
    SAN FRANCISCO — — Arizona State head basketball coach Herb Sendek was rather blunt in his opinion of preseason polls on Thursday at Pac-12 media day. Full Story
    (Jeff Chiu / Associated Press)
    Men's basketballCU men's basketball: Buffs have earned respect from Pac-12 peers

    CU picked to finish third in media poll
    SAN FRANCISCO — — Arizona State head basketball coach Herb Sendek was rather blunt in his opinion of preseason polls on Thursday at Pac-12 media day. Full Story
    (Paul Aiken / Daily Camera)
    Second Story Garage: Strange Americans

    It's refreshing when bands don't have to tie themselves in knots when describing their music. Strange Americans play rock 'n' roll. That's what they say and that's who they are, and that's what they did when they played the garage. Full Story