Updated: March 01, 2015 4:32:26 PM MST
 
 
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    Liz Marsh columnRunning Under the Influence: Jogging the hiccups out

    03/03/2015 01:01 PM MST
    Hiccups are literally The Worst. One of the more upsetting things I've read about Ebola is that people die during the hiccupping phase. 
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    Fantz in Your Pants: Zoo noises
    03/03/2015 12:59 PM MST - Christy, My boyfriend shouts out some really loud and disgusting stuff when we're having sex. I won't even repeat it here. It's really gross. But, I share a house with six other people and even though I'm in a basement room, I'm afraid they can hear. Any suggestions? -Blushing at breakfast  Full Story

    Fritz column: Thank you
    03/02/2015 01:28 PM MST - Two weeks ago, my column won first place at the Colorado Press Association Awards for humorous writing. I've been told to address that here, so I'm sharing a speech I gave the other night; I don't know how else to approach this without feeling like a braggart. I want to give shout outs to my editors, Barge, Glasgow, Seabass, Burdick, Fields, Fantzy, Quan and Moose, who've helped me in ways I doubt I could ever sufficiently put into words, as well as two readers who came out of the woodwork to encourage me, Dave Blaida and Shannon Stoddard. And then of course my friends and all you badass readers. Full Story

    Fritz column: Another sick note
    02/22/2015 10:07 PM MST - Dear Christy the editor, So, I know we agreed I was gonna turn in a column about being afraid of sea creatures — and at some point in the near future, I will totally write the shit out of it, swearsies. Full Story

    Running Under the Influence: Gangbangers vs. gangbangs
    02/16/2015 09:18 PM MST - Fuck Valentine's Day. Like so many others, this was the thought running through my head as I made some questionable choices on Saturday night. Full Story

    Fantz in Your Pants: Flashing the nouveaux rack on Fat Tuesday
    02/16/2015 09:17 PM MST - Dear Christy, I'm going to show off my new boobs like crazy for Fat Tuesday! I just got them done, from a small A, to a full C-cup and they look great. I got them just in time to collect beads, I'm so excited. But, do you know if I can get in trouble for flashing my new pair around Colorado? -Worried about the law  Full Story

    Fritz column: Crackers
    02/15/2015 08:49 PM MST - 'Did you just burp and then blow it in my face?" said my dinner partner, as we sat at the bar next to the wait station at possibly the most disgusting restaurant I've ever been to. Full Story

    Pro-Valentine's Day: Loving red
    02/12/2015 09:41 PM MST - Every calendar holiday deserves a celebration. A toast to the ol' pickled liver. Why not celebrate Flag Day at the Whiskey Bar in the middle of June? Sept. 19 is International Talk Like a Pirate Day; like we aren't going to face-plant in bourbon and suck down cigarettes like a bastard. (Because fatherless children chain smoke.) Full Story

    Anti-Valentine's Day: Seeing red
    02/12/2015 09:35 PM MST - Many things divide this country down the middle: gun laws, spanking children, Bill O'Reilly's sex appeal, keeping a cat in the house — but I think perhaps Valentine's Day is only a few teen girls away from being unilaterally reviled. Full Story

    Fantz in Your Pants: Curvy girls do cry
    02/09/2015 09:14 PM MST - Dear Christy, I'm desperately trying to get into swimsuit shape for spring break. I'm a plus-sized gal, and I swear to god the universe won't allow me to shape down. Meanwhile, my thin friends can eat an entire pizza and never gain a f***ing pound. It's so frustrating. I couldn't care less, but society tells me to worry about it. I know you've written about being a girl with curves, any tips for this spring breaker? -Big girls do cry  Full Story

    (Stephen Brashear / Associated Press)
    College basketballCU men's basketball: Buffs hope to carry late-season momentum to Vegas

    CU goes for third win in a row at Washington State
    CU men's basketball preview: Washington StateSATURDAY: Colorado Buffaloes (14-15, 7-10 Pac-12) at Washington State Cougars (12-17, 6-11), 4:30 p. Full Story
    (Stephen Brashear / Associated Press)
    College basketballCU men's basketball: Buffs hope to carry late-season momentum to Vegas

    CU goes for third win in a row at Washington State
    CU men's basketball preview: Washington StateSATURDAY: Colorado Buffaloes (14-15, 7-10 Pac-12) at Washington State Cougars (12-17, 6-11), 4:30 p. Full Story
    (Paul Aiken / Daily Camera)
    Second Story Garage: Seth Glier

    It must be nice to be able to just open your mouth and have beautiful sounds come out. Seth Glier has a singing voice like that, where his natural gifts make his talent sound effortless. And his talents are multiple. Full Story