• FRITZ: Tuesday blues - 08/31/2014 08:09 PM MDT
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    I'm Not ThereFRITZ: Tuesday blues

    A scathing indictment of the day of the week known as Tuesday
    08/31/2014 08:09 PM MDT
    I know what you're thinking. You're thinking, "What could possibly be wrong with Tuesdays? Isn't Monday the day everyone hates?" Probably, yeah. Morrissey doesn't hate Mondays, per se, but he definitely doesn't like them. And that no-talent ass clown, Garfield, won't shut up about how Monday's an abomination. 
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