• Fantz column: Out with a bang - 12/22/2014 09:03 PM MST
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    Fantz in Your PantsFantz column: Out with a bang

    Glory holes, East Colfax and bathhouses, oh my
    12/22/2014 09:03 PM MST
    Dear Christy, Every time I go home for break, my high school buddy and I hook up. Now he has a new girlfriend and she's coming home with him to meet his family. He emailed me and told me there can be no sex between the two of us. Where is a girl supposed to get a piece of New Year's ass on such late notice? I thought my vacation was going to be filled with dirty romps. This sucks. -Horny Grinch  
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    Marsh column: Running towards something good
    12/22/2014 05:50 PM MST - On a cold Wednesday night at "running school," our assignment was to run up a steep incline as fast as we could, for as long as we could. Full Story

    Fritz column: Unicorn flu
    12/21/2014 08:52 PM MST - Warning: This column may be unsuitable reading for anyone busy denying how absolutely disgusting and/or cruel the human body can be at times. Full Story

    Fantz column: In a festive funk
    12/15/2014 08:47 PM MST - Dear Christy, While most of the world is overjoyed this time of year, I'm depressed. I know this happens during the holidays, but I just can't get out of this funk. Any words of wisdom? Or just tell me to shut up. -Blue Christmas  Full Story

    Fritz column: Lather up, filthy animals
    12/14/2014 06:42 PM MST - I talk about washing The Five Key Areas often in this column and the questions've been rolling in. Most people can only guess four, and to those people I say, "Grossout. Full Story

    Fantz column: Dirty dancing
    12/08/2014 09:32 PM MST - Dear Christy, I had this sexy dance all planned out for my girlfriend to Salt-n-Pepa's "Push it," but have you seen that new Geico commercial? Now it is ruining my dance. Do you have any other sexy song suggestions for me? -Shaking my groove thang Full Story

    Marsh column: The body's abilities are more important than its shape
    12/08/2014 07:15 PM MST - Before I liked running, I liked swimming - which I credit for developing a healthy body image. I swam competitively in high school and college, and I was so shy that just being around people was physically painful.  Full Story

    Fantz column: Raging bulge and a bashful bartender
    12/01/2014 09:17 PM MST - Dear Doctor Fantz, I'm considering scrapping my Mexican boner pills and switching to something like Viagra. My question is, If I find myself with one of these mythical four-hour erections, should I call my doctor, or should I head down to the senior center and perform some sort of public service? - Concerned (Senior) Citizen  Full Story

    Fritz column: Setting your singlefriend free
    12/01/2014 06:53 PM MST - As you learned in the previous seven installments of my eight-part series, "Proper Care and Maintenance of Your Singlefriend," the first eight weeks after you adopt, purchase, or find a new singlefriend is an exciting time, filled with emotions such as: rage, unfettered joy, beer tears and poncho. Full Story

    Fantz column: Insecure in skin
    12/01/2014 06:10 PM MST - Dear Christy, Hi. How are you? Cool. So anyway, I am a serial monogamist. Now I am single. It sounds like fun to play the field but I stink at flirting and I'm always afraid dudes are not going to like my body. I know this is silly. Do you have any tips on how to get over my lame insecurities? P.S. All of my exes thought I was rad nekkid, so I know this is in my head. -Cartman Full Story

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    College basketballCU men's basketball: Askia Booker leads way as Buffs beat DePaul

    Senior scores 27 points to help CU reach semifinals

    HONOLULU — The last time Askia Booker played in a regular-season tournament, he led the Colorado Buffaloes to a championship and came away with the Most Valuable Player award.

     
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    (Eugene Tanner / Associated Press)
    College basketballCU men's basketball: Askia Booker leads way as Buffs beat DePaul

    Senior scores 27 points to help CU reach semifinals

    HONOLULU — The last time Askia Booker played in a regular-season tournament, he led the Colorado Buffaloes to a championship and came away with the Most Valuable Player award.

     
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    Second Story Garage: The Dustbowl Revival

    They're called The Dustbowl Revival, but "dustbowl" should be read as style, not politics. It's more Mardi Gras than "Grapes of Wrath." You could see this band with all their belongings on the back of a wagon heading west, but it would be a party. Their Americana swing gets you tapping your toes and raising your glass. No one's down on their luck here. Full Story