Ladies and gentlemen... The Yeti

Each week, the Yeti reaches into his mailbag and answers questions in whatever order he pleases. Send your questions to the Yeti at doctoryeti@coloradodaily.com, comment on the Yeti online, or chat up the Yeti on Twitter -- he's @doctoryeti there -- and if you're lucky, receive your own response from the wisest beast of all.

Dear Yeti,

My friends are starting to sound really needy and freak out when I don't show up to do stuff every weekend, but it's really because I have a couple of different groups of people that I hang out with. I'm trying to meld two or three groups into one army of awesome, but they all kind of have different things they like to do.

So what I'm sayin' is, do you do parties? Like would you come facilitate that?

-- JR

Human JR:

Oh, human soooooo popular that human in desperate need of literally only Yeti in existence to come and save human from adoring public with some combination of brute force and mind-shattering intellect.

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Poor human. It must be sooooo difficult at human birthday party to be burden with so many human birthday present. What human do, anyway? Rent extra car, maybe? Hire Prius taxi cab?

OK, OK, maybe Yeti being to harsh.

Look. Yeti hear human. Socializing difficult. Why human think Yeti live in isolation?

This what Yeti recommend: Try taking one of each group out simultaneously, so human just get to know each other one at a time. This best shot at human friend finding mutual ground and bridging gap.

Condolences,

Yeti

Dear Yeti,

What music do you recommend for jogging?

-- Meredith

Human Meredith:

Yeti live alone in secluded spot in mountain, but Yeti not freakin' stupid: Lady Gaga. That stuff get Yeti heart pounding.

Yeti have to watch self, though, because sometimes Yeti accidentally make weird angry face while jogging to Lady Gaga.

This tend to unsettle the villagers.

Condolences,

Yeti

Dear Yeti,

How can I convince my roommates that voting matters?

-- Monica

Human Monica:

This a difficult one. On the one hand, it hard to convince rational human that one vote matter, despite fact that any number of vote just made of many "one-vote."

On other hand, Yeti known to maul human who not vote. Yeti not have voting rights and get bristly over human who not appreciate them.

Condolences,

Yeti