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Ivanka Trump married Jared Kushner, owner of The New York Observer, on Saturday at her big poppa's fancy golf club.
The Donald's daughter recently converted to Judaism to marry her new hubby, who is an Orthodox Jew.
Amusement tells us that Regis Philbin serenading the new couple would be the icing on the presumably gold-plated wedding cake.
No. No, it wasn't.
It was Donald Trump's comb-over rising up in anarchy for having to share the spotlight with a yarmulke.
Simon Cowell's a douche. Shocker
Simon Cowell is pissing off some neighbors as he plows into year five of renovating his $19 million Beverly Hills home.
The ritzy residents are calling Cowell the "neighbor from hell" as the street is taken over by workers' cars. Neighbors are complaining there's dirt everywhere due to constant construction and the loud parties that sound throughout the eve.
Who is surprised here? Really?
Come closer and I'll throw my drink in your face.
Brad's new tat
Brad Pitt has a tattoo on his back that Angelina Jolie drew freehand, according to Perez Hilton's Web site.
Story (hold your breath): She was bored, she sketched some parallel lines and angles on his back, he liked it and made it permanent.
Then the world had to be shot up with morphine after hearing this "news."
I'm just excited that when he bends over, it looks like he has a tramp stamp.
Sucker.
Winehouse and Blake reunited?
According to Facebook, Amy Winehouse and Blake Fielder-Civil are married -- again.
The couples' walls have reportedly been blanketed with well wishes from friends.
Blake wrote: "Can't argue with true love. What's the point?"
Not so fast. We can't be positive he wasn't just waxing poetic to the lines and rolled up bills on his coffee table...
New 'Girls' suck
The new girls on E!'s "The Girls Next Door" are as boring as their names.
Twins Kristina and Karissa Shannon, along with Crystal Harris, moved into Hugh Hefner's bankroll for Season 6 of the reality show.
Besides the annoying factor of the twins, am I the only one screaming incest here?
I'm not shunning two sisters posing nude together -- well, yes, actually, I am. Straddling your sister buck-naked is gross.
I somehow doubt Ben and Casey Affleck would strip naked and strike a pose.
I mean, not that I would complain.
Quote of the week
"Really liking Avril Lavigne songs. It takes me back to the girls I grew up with. Singing those Top 40 power ballads" -- Keanu Reeves
At first I thought he was joking.
Then I saw he said this in an interview with Ladies Home Journal.
