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Matthew McConaughey will produce an animated series called "Rooster Tales."
The comedy, about his brother Mike "Rooster" McConaughey, will "follow the world of a beer-swilling, redneck sheriff who marries a much younger woman from Mexico."
Sounds riveting.
"My brother's life is so unbelievable, we had to animate it," McConaughey said.
Unbelievable like naming your kid Miller Lyte?
I'll be sure to DVR it, as to be certain it doesn't get in the way of the bourgeois lineup of "King of the Hill," "Blue Collar TV," "Jerry Springer," "Cops" and professional wrestling.
McConaughey partnered with Fox on the project.
And there we have it.
Chelsea Clinton engaged
Chelsea Clinton and her boyfriend Marc Mezvinsky are officially engaged.
Rumors circled over the summer that the couple tied the knot in Martha's Vineyard, but they cleared it up in a mass e-mail to their homies:
"We also wanted to share that we are engaged! We didn't get married this past summer despite the stories to the contrary, but we are looking toward next summer and hope you all will be there to celebrate with us."
Congrats! Bust out the cigars!
Um. Inappropriate?
Inappropriate.
Hall bites forehead
The '80s brat pack kid Anthony Michael Hall, of "The Breakfast Club" and "Sixteen Candles," allegedly "bit his girlfriend's forehead" during a drunken fight Nov. 10.
His girlfriend of one year, Sirius Radio host Diana Falzone, reportedly asked him if he'd like to go fishing.
That pissed him off because he had homework to do.
Whoops, that was Brian Johnson. Remember? The kid in the math club, the Latin club and the physics club?
Hmmm. "Breakfast Club" references, laymen.
He bit her forehead? Ouch.
In the instance of mauling your girlfriend, it may be easier to go for the soft, supple, flesh-laden cheeks.
Hall reportedly "pushed, shoved and spit at" Falzone in her New York apartment.
She obtained a restraining order against him.
He, on the other hand, rushed home to compost dozens of Granny Smiths used to polish the routine, as their wounded skin would prove a dead giveaway to criminal intent.
K-Fed slimming down
Kevin Federline, reportedly starring in VH1's "Celebrity Fit Club," appears to be dropping the pounds.
Aw, K-Fed is getting all toned and stuff.
He's dying to get back that manly back-up dancer body.
Even though that greasy burger is giving you eyes from across the bar, you're totally making out with a grilled chicken salad.
Lookin' good. Call me.*
*I'd like to retract "Call me" and replace it with "Toodles."
