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    (Kent Eanes / NBC)
    Fantz in Your PantsFantz in Your Pants: Them for president

    Getting in the mood for politics, let's elect these guys
    09/27/2016 01:11 PM MDT
    Getting into the political spirit, I'd like to offer a fictional assortment of presidential candidates, ribbed for your pleasure.  
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    Fantz in Your Pants: Roughing the dancer
    09/19/2016 09:32 PM MDT - Who invited the NFL Rulebook? That asshole shut the tunes down at 9 p.m., forced our clambake outdoors and started cleaning up party trash before the third guest even arrived. Full Story

    Fantz in Your Pants: Green means go
    09/13/2016 12:23 PM MDT - While sucking on a cancer stick on my porch Sunday night, I concocted a genius plan that involved a neighborhood traffic light: It would behoove the hood to migrate the light one block south. Full Story

    Fantz in Your Pants: Dames and dogs
    08/29/2016 08:05 PM MDT - Friday marked an important day for both women and dogs. Each Aug. 26, Women's Equality Day and National Dog Day are observed. Full Story

    Welcome to CU: Where the Buffalo roam
    08/26/2016 03:41 PM MDT - Maybe the University of Colorado hasn't had a football title since before you were a twinkle in your parents' reproductive organs. Full Story

    Know your columnist: Fantz stars in 'Fantz in Your Pants'
    08/22/2016 10:00 PM MDT - If there's something strange in your bedroom, who you gonna call? Christy Fantz, that's who, because she'll bust (heh) through the bullshit and give it to you straight (or whichever way you swing). Full Story

    Body & Soul: Don't forget to breathe, Buffs
    08/22/2016 09:43 PM MDT - Holy chakras, it's raining soul out there! (Shut up hippie.) I have a point. In the late 1960s, Boulder was a choice spot for hippies to land. Full Story

    Fantz in Your Pants: Panties and pot
    08/22/2016 06:44 PM MDT - Dear Christy, I like to smoke weed, but I always cough so hard and pee my pants. At a party over the weekend I wet myself and I feel like an idiot. Full Story

    Fantz in Your Pants: Lasso of Truth
    08/09/2016 10:49 AM MDT - I've been called an Amazon all my hearty years on this planet. With diffidence, I never embraced it. Full Story

    Fantz in Your Pants: Ctrl+this, life
    08/01/2016 10:21 PM MDT - I'm all about shortcuts. Ctrl+C, Ctrl+X, Ctrl+V, Ctrl+Z. I use and abuse them on a constant basis. If only there was a Ctrl+abort mission? Full Story

    Fantz in Your Pants: Welcome to the shit show
    07/25/2016 09:46 PM MDT - Dear Christy: I went camping with my fiance's family and her mom walked up on me going to the bathroom in the woods. Full Story

    Fantz in Your Pants: Adventures of Catman
    07/18/2016 08:08 PM MDT - Christy, I got a kitten last month and my buddies will not stop harassing me. Us guys like to give each other hell, but they've renamed me "pussy. Full Story

    Fantz in Your Pants: Millennial meltdown
    07/12/2016 04:53 PM MDT - Dear Christy, I started dating a millennial who's 23 and I'm 41. The age difference doesn't bother me, but at a weekend party I heard one of her guy friends call me "grey balls. Full Story

    Fantz in Your Pants: The ex-men
    06/28/2016 02:52 PM MDT - Dear Christy, I'm friends with most of my exes and it bothers my new BF. I'll get a drink, dinner or see a movie with them and it's no big deal. Full Story

    Fantz in Your Pants: Taking the high ride
    06/20/2016 07:48 PM MDT - Dear Christy, Have you tried cannabis lube? My friend's boyfriend bought her some and we were curious about it. Full Story

    Fantz: 'Ohana on high
    06/14/2016 12:06 AM MDT - Once upon some Colorado summers ago, my brother Kevin was dating Matty, and the two held the highest aspirations of bringing love and change to the world. Full Story

    Fantz in Your Pants: Objectify this
    06/06/2016 06:51 PM MDT - As I walked the spawn around the neighborhood lake for a stroller ride, this sculpted, shirtless dude whizzed by me. "Daaaaaamn," I said.  Full Story

    Fantz in Your Pants: Fantzy meeting you
    05/24/2016 03:28 PM MDT - Picture a big, fuzzy lion sitting belly-up to the bar. Not the type of lion who wants to slice a gut and snack on a digestive tract — instead, she wants to get pissed on whiskey and occasionally purr positivity into lost soul's ears. Full Story

    Fantz: Alphabet soup and synesthesia
    05/16/2016 09:33 PM MDT - Synesthesia is intriguing. The ability to smell colors, see music and taste words would be a neat superpower. Full Story

    Fantz in Your Pants: Buffs' Ralphie is Queen Beast
    05/09/2016 09:23 PM MDT - Monday, President Barack Obama signed a law making the bison the first national mammal. What about the bald eagle? Well, it's not technically a mammal because it births its young via eggs. (Suck on that, baldie.) Full Story

    Fantz in Your Pants: Higher 'education'
    05/02/2016 09:30 PM MDT - Whether you're graduating, headed home to a suburb basement, enrolled in summer classes, or selling your flesh to pay Colorado rent, let's take this time to reminisce on college highlights. Full Story

    Fantz in Your Pants: Gallivanting graduate
    04/26/2016 08:25 PM MDT - Christy, My boyfriend of two years is graduating and moving to Denver in May. He suggested we take some time off to find ourselves until I graduate - which is a year from now. Is this secret guy code for him to screw around with Denver girls, but also have me on the side when he wants to be in Boulder? It doesn't sound good to me. -Man moving on  Full Story

    Hannibal Buress visits Boulder for CU show
    04/21/2016 02:13 PM MDT - University of Colorado's Program Council will host Buress at CU's Glenn Miller Ballroom in the University Memorial Center on Monday Full Story

    Fantz in Your Pants: Beer bandwagon
    04/11/2016 09:25 PM MDT - Dear Christy, My longtime boyfriend just came into some inheritance and he wants to open a craft brewery in Colorado. I'm apprehensive because there are so many breweries and I think it will be a waste of an investment. I don't want to rain on his dreams, but I think it's a bad idea. Should I tell him the truth? -Hopeless for Hops  Full Story

    Fantz in Your Pants: Dance-floor dry hump
    04/04/2016 09:27 PM MDT - Dear Christy, What is the etiquette on getting down and dirty with a guy at a club? I'd like to just jump in there, but maybe I'm too eager. What would Fantz do? -Dancing Machine  Full Story

    Fantz in Your Pants: Human dog breath
    03/28/2016 09:04 PM MDT - Christy: I found my dog chewing on my boyfriend's toothbrush over the weekend. I cleaned it with hot water, but am I a bitch if I don't get him a new one? - Cheap Lady  Full Story

    Fantz in Your Pants: Mother interruptus
    03/21/2016 08:59 PM MDT - Dear Christy, My widowed mom is a gorgeous Scandinavian in her 60s. She just told the family that she met a dude online and is already planning a future with him but they haven't even met! Should I tell her the things I'm worried about, or just shut my cakehole and let her be happy? -I Love My Moder  Full Story

    Irish for a day: St. Patrick's Day bar fun in Boulder
    03/16/2016 09:35 PM MDT - You know those people who avoid artificial food coloring because it's not natural? I bet they never pulled their pants down in a dark alley to squirt out green beer. Full Story

    Fantz in Your Pants: We're all just delicate flowers
    03/15/2016 06:30 PM MDT - Dear Christy, This world is so hypersensitive. We all need to take a giant step back and realize some people are jokesters and are not trying to spread discrimination and that some of us are just full of comedy and wit. My girlfriend's best friend, for one, flies into a fit of rage when anybody says anything remotely close to disparaging women. I am in NO WAY misogynistic, but i think people need to LIGHTEN UP. I feel like I can't open my mouth in front of her for fear of saying something wrong. -Just a fun guy  Full Story

    Fantz in Your Pants: Conjugal dating
    02/29/2016 09:35 PM MST - "This cat only has one ear," Husband said, as he gave a bloody, mangled alley feline some love on our way to the bar. (Husband is St. Francis, but that's another story.) "Gross, his eye is dangling off his face, stop touching him," I said. (I'm a dick, but that's another story.) Full Story

    (Matt York / Associated Press)
    College footballCU football: Buffs reeling from first blowout loss

    Turnovers, sacks allowed pile up in defeats

    After many of Colorado's Pac-12 losses over the years, there was a helpless feeling coming from the Buffaloes.

     
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    (Matt York / Associated Press)
    College footballCU football: Buffs reeling from first blowout loss

    Turnovers, sacks allowed pile up in defeats

    After many of Colorado's Pac-12 losses over the years, there was a helpless feeling coming from the Buffaloes.

     
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    Second Story Garage: Bandits

    Boulder is pretty good at producing rock bands, and by "rock," we mean the in-your-face, guitar-heavy, leather-clad variety — you know, the good kind. For a prime example, look no farther than BANDITS. Full Story

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