Fantz in Her PantsFantz in Her Pants: Sunshine out my arsehole

Let's talk sex next week if I haven't kicked the bucket
10/23/2017 08:13 PM MDT
Since I like to brag, I'll tell you that Husband has been changing my diaper for nearly a month. Diarrhea? 
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Fantz in Your Pants: Grey area is all in your head
10/09/2017 07:38 PM MDT - Hi Fantz, I need a 10-blade. I had never seen it before, but I just finished 13 seasons of "Grey's Anatomy. Full Story

Fantz in Her Pants: Pain in my ass
10/03/2017 01:48 PM MDT - Dear Editor, My ass hurts. Real bad. As I lie prostrate on my couch trying to type, I wanted to let you know that I have to phone in my column today. Full Story

Fantz in Your Pants: Mirror, mirror on dude's wall
09/18/2017 08:02 PM MDT - Dear Christy, I went home with a guy I met at happy hour and the entire time we made love, he was watching himself in his ceiling-to-floor length mirrors. Full Story

Fantz in Your Pants: Clogging Colorado
09/11/2017 08:02 PM MDT - Dear Christy, As a native, I'd like to declare: GO BACK HOME to where you came from. Colorado's overpopulation is hiking rent, cluttering roads and pissing me off. Full Story

Columnist Q&A: Fantz gets down 'n' dirty in 'Fantz in Your Pants'
08/28/2017 09:05 PM MDT - Christy Fantz pens a relationship/sex column for the Colorado Daily on Tuesdays. From furries to cannabis lube to gangbangs, she's got Boulder's drawers covered. Full Story

Fantz in Your Pants: The major leagues
08/21/2017 07:41 PM MDT - Heed, mother Buffers. I have some advice, and I'm one broad seasoned to pure perfection. (That was an Italian chef kiss. Full Story

Fantz in Your Pants: Blowup doll dilemma
08/14/2017 08:00 PM MDT - Dear Fantz in Your Pants, I love lounging and floating in the apartment complex pool in the summer. My main problem is, I don't have anything inflatable to lay on other than my sex doll, Darcy. Full Story

Fantz in Your Pants: The internet hates millennials
08/08/2017 01:37 PM MDT - Dear Christy, I keep reading articles that say millennials don't like sex, millennials are having way less sex than other generations, millennials aren't hooking up in relationship, etc. Full Story

Fantz in Your Pants: Black whole sun
07/31/2017 08:44 PM MDT - Dear Christy, I have big plans to watch the eclipse in Wyoming on Aug. 21, but my boyfriend just told me he doesn't want to go. Full Story

Fantz in Your Pants: Bed, bath & bejezus
07/25/2017 03:22 PM MDT - Hey Fantz, It's the Silver Foxes saying hey. I just got my weekly 20 percent off coupon from Bed Bath and Beyond, and I was so happy! Full Story

Fantz in Your Pants: Game of groans
07/17/2017 06:10 PM MDT - Christy, My boyfriend hates "Game of Thrones" and won't watch it with me. I think I have to leave him. Full Story

Fantz in Your Pants: The stoner burrito
07/10/2017 07:52 PM MDT - Dear Christy, My boyfriend is such a loaf. He smokes pot all day and buys the most stupid shit when I ask him to go to the store. Full Story

Fantz in Your Pants: No, he's not gay
06/27/2017 03:47 PM MDT - Christy: Everybody thinks I'm gay. I'm not. It's making me bitter. Can a guy have feminine qualities without wanting to hand out free BJs? Full Story

Fantz in Your Bra: My cupeth overfloweth
06/19/2017 09:12 PM MDT - Remember when (insert antiquated word for "women") carried milkmaid's yokes? Those jugs of water suspended from rope that was balanced on a shoulder rod? Full Story

Sans Serif Fantz: Insure this, Kaiser
06/12/2017 08:25 PM MDT - Shit's been rough. In 28 days, our dog died, two family members were hospitalized and the epic May 8 hail storm trashed our Denver home. Full Story

Fantz in Your Pants: Aloe-luja, dudes
05/22/2017 07:35 PM MDT - Suffer from dry genitals? Is your bushwacker left scaly and cracked from eczema? Foreskin enveloped in redness and irritation? Full Story

Fantz in Your Pants: Let's be blunt
05/15/2017 08:30 PM MDT - Christy: My girlfriend wants me to move to Colorado from Boston, but Colorado is a stoner-hippie cow town. Full Story

Fantz in Your Pants: Mangled mug
05/08/2017 01:22 PM MDT - Dear Christy, My new boyfriend looks like a model. His fabulous body, package, teeth, hair and style are highlighted even more by his great confidence, personality and values. The kicker: His face is a bit screwed up. I'm not fully attracted to him, especially in conversation while staring at his wonky face. His features are all weirdly close together. There, I said it. I may be superficial, but OMG I can't help it. How do I get past this?  Full Story

Sans Serif Fantz: A mouth on Momma
04/24/2017 08:39 PM MDT - In a tiny voice, echoing through the halls of a fairly empty Flatiron Crossing mall on Sunday, I hear, "I can't fucking get this to work. Full Story

Fantz in Your Pants: Best man or better man?
04/17/2017 09:03 PM MDT - Dear Christy, I'm the best man at a wedding for my douche friend. We grew up like brothers, so I feel obligated, but he's boisterous, demeaning to women, he talks down to his fiance and he said he wants to hook up with a stripper at his bachelor party. Full Story

Sans Serif Fantz: Baby girl Abby
04/11/2017 01:32 PM MDT - Dear Abby, Our big, beautiful beast, I'm so sad we have to lay you to rest. Heartbreak doesn't describe the pain. Full Story

Fantz in Your Pants: Bro in tight pants
04/04/2017 03:28 PM MDT - Dear Christy, I can't find it in my heart to wear skinny jeans, mainly because the leg opening won't accommodate my gigantic skate shoes. Full Story

Fantz in Your Pants: Tongue-tied tutorial
03/27/2017 08:26 PM MDT - Dear Christy, Say I were to go down on a lady. What exactly is the process? I need a step-by-step tutorial. Full Story

Fantz in Your Pants: Silver lining
03/13/2017 07:44 PM MDT - My editor lured me to the conference room under the guise of a "meeting." I'm totally getting canned, I thought. Full Story

Fantz in Your Pants: Repent, you sinner
03/06/2017 07:49 PM MST - Forgive me readers, for I have sinned. In the Lenten spirit, I'm stepping into this here confessional to divulge some immoral acts I've committed. Full Story

Fantz in Your Pants: The Nut Hut
03/02/2017 05:41 PM MST - Dear Christy, Although my husband looks phenomenal in a Speedo, I personally can't muster the gumption to don that type of garb in public. Either I am a total wimp or he is just winning on the Kinsey Scale. Your thoughts? (Tread lightly, I am your brother after all). - Fantz in Hawaii  Full Story

Fantz in Your Pants: Hearts and crabs
02/14/2017 01:58 PM MST - Happy venereal disease, friends. Is that a crab crawling out of that unkempt rug, or are you just happy to see me? Full Story

Fantz in Your Pants: Finish him!
01/30/2017 09:17 PM MST - Dear Christy, Where can I get a happy ending? Can I call and ask massage places if they offer them? What's the etiquette? Full Story

Fantz in Your Pants: Year of the Silver Fox
01/19/2017 02:11 PM MST - Hi, Fantz. What's shakin'? The Silver Foxes from Vic's are ready to charge at 2017 full throttle. Full Story

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College footballCU football: Buffs reeling from first blowout loss

Turnovers, sacks allowed pile up in defeats

After many of Colorado's Pac-12 losses over the years, there was a helpless feeling coming from the Buffaloes.

 
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(Matt York / Associated Press)
College footballCU football: Buffs reeling from first blowout loss

Turnovers, sacks allowed pile up in defeats

After many of Colorado's Pac-12 losses over the years, there was a helpless feeling coming from the Buffaloes.

 
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(Paul Aiken / Staff Photographer)
Second Story Garage: Gasoline Lollipops

The Boulder alt-country band gives its EPs names such as Death and Resurrection, and its songs bear the mark of hard truths and sin. But the punk energy behind the playing, and the sense that it's all in good fun, make it OK to dance to a song like "Death." Full Story

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