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    Fantz in Your PantsFantz in Your Pants: Tongue-tied tutorial

    Plus, a refreshing story that will make your pants feel pristine
    03/27/2017 08:26 PM MDT
    Dear Christy, Say I were to go down on a lady. What exactly is the process? I need a step-by-step tutorial. 
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    Fantz in Your Pants: Silver lining
    03/13/2017 07:44 PM MDT - My editor lured me to the conference room under the guise of a "meeting." I'm totally getting canned, I thought. Full Story

    Fantz in Your Pants: Repent, you sinner
    03/06/2017 07:49 PM MST - Forgive me readers, for I have sinned. In the Lenten spirit, I'm stepping into this here confessional to divulge some immoral acts I've committed. Full Story

    Fantz in Your Pants: The Nut Hut
    03/02/2017 05:41 PM MST - Dear Christy, Although my husband looks phenomenal in a Speedo, I personally can't muster the gumption to don that type of garb in public. Either I am a total wimp or he is just winning on the Kinsey Scale. Your thoughts? (Tread lightly, I am your brother after all). - Fantz in Hawaii  Full Story

    Fantz in Your Pants: Hearts and crabs
    02/14/2017 01:58 PM MST - Happy venereal disease, friends. Is that a crab crawling out of that unkempt rug, or are you just happy to see me? Full Story

    Fantz in Your Pants: Finish him!
    01/30/2017 09:17 PM MST - Dear Christy, Where can I get a happy ending? Can I call and ask massage places if they offer them? What's the etiquette? Full Story

    Fantz in Your Pants: Year of the Silver Fox
    01/19/2017 02:11 PM MST - Hi, Fantz. What's shakin'? The Silver Foxes from Vic's are ready to charge at 2017 full throttle. Full Story

    Fantz in Your Pants: Cowgirl roundup and a friendship that wants to become a boneship
    01/09/2017 08:22 PM MST - Fantz: I went to the (Denver) Western Stock Show and screwed around with two Wyoming cowgirls I met. Full Story

    Fantz in Your Pants: Poly wants a mono
    12/12/2016 06:59 PM MST - Dear Christy, I'm into polyamory and I'm interested in flirting with a monogamist, but he doesn't know I'm poly. Full Story

    Fantz in Your Pants: Burning bush and the Ghost of Bangings Past
    11/28/2016 05:56 PM MST - Dear Christy, I worked my tail off to achieve my wealthy lifestyle, and I refuse to apologize for it. Full Story

    Fantz in Your Pants: Acting out dreams
    11/14/2016 08:03 PM MST - I had a dream over the weekend that I slapped a friend across the face. She was driving erratically with my child in the car, then stepped out and started laughing, so I slapped her. Full Story

    Fantz in Your Pants: Mother f*ckers and ecosexuals
    11/07/2016 07:30 PM MST - Colloquial tree-huggers can double as physical tree-huggers, but if they drop trou and rapidly gyrate, we may have an ecosexual on our hands. Full Story

    Fantz in Your Pants: Donald Trump is bad stimulus for a battered brain
    10/10/2016 07:00 PM MDT - When I was a 19-year-old secretary working a summer job for a beer-distributing company, I was sexually harassed daily by a half-dozen middle-aged men. Full Story

    Fantz in Your Pants: Bailing bride
    10/03/2016 08:27 PM MDT - Dear Christy, I'm due to marry next summer and my girlfriend told me she needs a year to explore the world. Full Story

    Fantz in Your Pants: Them for president
    09/27/2016 01:11 PM MDT - Getting into the political spirit, I'd like to offer a fictional assortment of presidential candidates, ribbed for your pleasure.  Full Story

    Fantz in Your Pants: Roughing the dancer
    09/19/2016 09:32 PM MDT - Who invited the NFL Rulebook? That asshole shut the tunes down at 9 p.m., forced our clambake outdoors and started cleaning up party trash before the third guest even arrived. Full Story

    Fantz in Your Pants: Green means go
    09/13/2016 12:23 PM MDT - While sucking on a cancer stick on my porch Sunday night, I concocted a genius plan that involved a neighborhood traffic light: It would behoove the hood to migrate the light one block south. Full Story

    Fantz in Your Pants: Dames and dogs
    08/29/2016 08:05 PM MDT - Friday marked an important day for both women and dogs. Each Aug. 26, Women's Equality Day and National Dog Day are observed. Full Story

    Welcome to CU: Where the Buffalo roam
    08/26/2016 03:41 PM MDT - Maybe the University of Colorado hasn't had a football title since before you were a twinkle in your parents' reproductive organs. Full Story

    Know your columnist: Fantz stars in 'Fantz in Your Pants'
    08/22/2016 10:00 PM MDT - If there's something strange in your bedroom, who you gonna call? Christy Fantz, that's who, because she'll bust (heh) through the bullshit and give it to you straight (or whichever way you swing). Full Story

    Body & Soul: Don't forget to breathe, Buffs
    08/22/2016 09:43 PM MDT - Holy chakras, it's raining soul out there! (Shut up hippie.) I have a point. In the late 1960s, Boulder was a choice spot for hippies to land. Full Story

    Fantz in Your Pants: Panties and pot
    08/22/2016 06:44 PM MDT - Dear Christy, I like to smoke weed, but I always cough so hard and pee my pants. At a party over the weekend I wet myself and I feel like an idiot. Full Story

    Fantz in Your Pants: Lasso of Truth
    08/09/2016 10:49 AM MDT - I've been called an Amazon all my hearty years on this planet. With diffidence, I never embraced it. Full Story

    Fantz in Your Pants: Ctrl+this, life
    08/01/2016 10:21 PM MDT - I'm all about shortcuts. Ctrl+C, Ctrl+X, Ctrl+V, Ctrl+Z. I use and abuse them on a constant basis. If only there was a Ctrl+abort mission? Full Story

    Fantz in Your Pants: Welcome to the shit show
    07/25/2016 09:46 PM MDT - Dear Christy: I went camping with my fiance's family and her mom walked up on me going to the bathroom in the woods. Full Story

    Fantz in Your Pants: Adventures of Catman
    07/18/2016 08:08 PM MDT - Christy, I got a kitten last month and my buddies will not stop harassing me. Us guys like to give each other hell, but they've renamed me "pussy. Full Story

    Fantz in Your Pants: Millennial meltdown
    07/12/2016 04:53 PM MDT - Dear Christy, I started dating a millennial who's 23 and I'm 41. The age difference doesn't bother me, but at a weekend party I heard one of her guy friends call me "grey balls. Full Story

    Fantz in Your Pants: The ex-men
    06/28/2016 02:52 PM MDT - Dear Christy, I'm friends with most of my exes and it bothers my new BF. I'll get a drink, dinner or see a movie with them and it's no big deal. Full Story

    Fantz in Your Pants: Taking the high ride
    06/20/2016 07:48 PM MDT - Dear Christy, Have you tried cannabis lube? My friend's boyfriend bought her some and we were curious about it. Full Story

    Fantz: 'Ohana on high
    06/14/2016 12:06 AM MDT - Once upon some Colorado summers ago, my brother Kevin was dating Matty, and the two held the highest aspirations of bringing love and change to the world. Full Story

    (Matt York / Associated Press)
    College footballCU football: Buffs reeling from first blowout loss

    Turnovers, sacks allowed pile up in defeats

    After many of Colorado's Pac-12 losses over the years, there was a helpless feeling coming from the Buffaloes.

     
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    (Matt York / Associated Press)
    College footballCU football: Buffs reeling from first blowout loss

    Turnovers, sacks allowed pile up in defeats

    After many of Colorado's Pac-12 losses over the years, there was a helpless feeling coming from the Buffaloes.

     
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    Second Story Garage: Bandits

    Boulder is pretty good at producing rock bands, and by "rock," we mean the in-your-face, guitar-heavy, leather-clad variety — you know, the good kind. For a prime example, look no farther than BANDITS. Full Story

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