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    Fantz in Your PantsFantz in Your Pants: Lukewarm beef injection

    They put beef juice in my skin and told me I'm allergic to it
    02/20/2018 06:14 PM MST
    This is not a column about my husband slamming a baby in my uterus. You wish. That's a *hot* beef injection. 
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    Fantz In Your Pants: Ash and valentines
    02/14/2018 11:24 AM MST - Valentine's Day is extra somber for those who participate in the religion-ing, church-ing and Jesus-ing. Full Story

    Fantz in Your Pants: Dude sandwich
    02/06/2018 11:24 AM MST - Fantz: My girlfriend layered salami all over my chest, then ate it off. I wasn't turned on. In fact, I was grossed out. Full Story

    Fantz in Your Pants: Trump, freeze, rinse, repeat
    01/29/2018 07:50 PM MST - Put your little hand in mine. There ain't no hill or mountain we can't climb. Babe. I got you babe. OK campers, rise and shine, and don't forget your booties 'cause it's cold out there today. Full Story

    Fantz in Your Pants: Law and panic disorder
    01/23/2018 01:25 PM MST - Dear Christy, For Valentine's Day, I thought about taking some fetish pictures for my husband, but I'm nervous about getting hacked. Full Story

    Fantz in Your Pants: Who's lazy here?
    01/15/2018 08:18 PM MST - Dear Christy, We started wondering why the rotating tray used in kitchens is called a lazy Susan. Women are usually the kitchen's bitch, so it's hard to believe that it was Susan who was lazy. Full Story

    Fantz in Your Pants: History of my Silver Foxes
    01/10/2018 01:47 PM MST - A Boulder crew of dirty old Baby Boomers — who often seek "Fantz in Your Pants" advice — have become my Silver Foxes. Full Story

    Fantz in Your Pants: Santa, bring blinkers
    12/12/2017 11:16 AM MST - Dear Santa, Tis the season to be jolly, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. Troll the ancient yuletide Carol. Full Story

    Fantz in Your Pants: Professional snugglers will spoon you for cash
    12/05/2017 02:22 PM MST - Dear Fantz: Undoubtedly you have heard of this, but we have just become aware of cuddling services. Apparently, you can just sign up and be matched with someone who will cuddle with you. Full Story

    Fantz in Your Pants: Make it rain roe
    11/27/2017 08:13 PM MST - Dear Christy A woman friend of mine recently asked me, "Why do men seem to enjoy sending pictures of themselves holding large fish to everyone? Full Story

    Fantz in Her Lungs: Dog damn it
    11/20/2017 03:59 PM MST - To my dog, Clyde: Cover your ears. Good boy. I'm allergic to dogs. Not cool, The Man. (I blame The Man because I feel like it.) Full Story

    Fantz in Her Pants: Sunshine out my arsehole
    10/23/2017 08:13 PM MDT - Since I like to brag, I'll tell you that Husband has been changing my diaper for nearly a month. Diarrhea? Full Story

    Fantz in Your Pants: Grey area is all in your head
    10/09/2017 07:38 PM MDT - Hi Fantz, I need a 10-blade. I had never seen it before, but I just finished 13 seasons of "Grey's Anatomy. Full Story

    Fantz in Her Pants: Pain in my ass
    10/03/2017 01:48 PM MDT - Dear Editor, My ass hurts. Real bad. As I lie prostrate on my couch trying to type, I wanted to let you know that I have to phone in my column today. Full Story

    Fantz in Your Pants: Mirror, mirror on dude's wall
    09/18/2017 08:02 PM MDT - Dear Christy, I went home with a guy I met at happy hour and the entire time we made love, he was watching himself in his ceiling-to-floor length mirrors. Full Story

    Fantz in Your Pants: Clogging Colorado
    09/11/2017 08:02 PM MDT - Dear Christy, As a native, I'd like to declare: GO BACK HOME to where you came from. Colorado's overpopulation is hiking rent, cluttering roads and pissing me off. Full Story

    Columnist Q&A: Fantz gets down 'n' dirty in 'Fantz in Your Pants'
    08/28/2017 09:05 PM MDT - Christy Fantz pens a relationship/sex column for the Colorado Daily on Tuesdays. From furries to cannabis lube to gangbangs, she's got Boulder's drawers covered. Full Story

    Fantz in Your Pants: The major leagues
    08/21/2017 07:41 PM MDT - Heed, mother Buffers. I have some advice, and I'm one broad seasoned to pure perfection. (That was an Italian chef kiss. Full Story

    Fantz in Your Pants: Blowup doll dilemma
    08/14/2017 08:00 PM MDT - Dear Fantz in Your Pants, I love lounging and floating in the apartment complex pool in the summer. My main problem is, I don't have anything inflatable to lay on other than my sex doll, Darcy. Full Story

    Fantz in Your Pants: The internet hates millennials
    08/08/2017 01:37 PM MDT - Dear Christy, I keep reading articles that say millennials don't like sex, millennials are having way less sex than other generations, millennials aren't hooking up in relationship, etc. Full Story

    Fantz in Your Pants: Black whole sun
    07/31/2017 08:44 PM MDT - Dear Christy, I have big plans to watch the eclipse in Wyoming on Aug. 21, but my boyfriend just told me he doesn't want to go. Full Story

    Fantz in Your Pants: Bed, bath & bejezus
    07/25/2017 03:22 PM MDT - Hey Fantz, It's the Silver Foxes saying hey. I just got my weekly 20 percent off coupon from Bed Bath and Beyond, and I was so happy! Full Story

    Fantz in Your Pants: Game of groans
    07/17/2017 06:10 PM MDT - Christy, My boyfriend hates "Game of Thrones" and won't watch it with me. I think I have to leave him. Full Story

    Fantz in Your Pants: The stoner burrito
    07/10/2017 07:52 PM MDT - Dear Christy, My boyfriend is such a loaf. He smokes pot all day and buys the most stupid shit when I ask him to go to the store. Full Story

    Fantz in Your Pants: No, he's not gay
    06/27/2017 03:47 PM MDT - Christy: Everybody thinks I'm gay. I'm not. It's making me bitter. Can a guy have feminine qualities without wanting to hand out free BJs? Full Story

    Fantz in Your Bra: My cupeth overfloweth
    06/19/2017 09:12 PM MDT - Remember when (insert antiquated word for "women") carried milkmaid's yokes? Those jugs of water suspended from rope that was balanced on a shoulder rod? Full Story

    Sans Serif Fantz: Insure this, Kaiser
    06/12/2017 08:25 PM MDT - Shit's been rough. In 28 days, our dog died, two family members were hospitalized and the epic May 8 hail storm trashed our Denver home. Full Story

    Fantz in Your Pants: Aloe-luja, dudes
    05/22/2017 07:35 PM MDT - Suffer from dry genitals? Is your bushwacker left scaly and cracked from eczema? Foreskin enveloped in redness and irritation? Full Story

    Fantz in Your Pants: Let's be blunt
    05/15/2017 08:30 PM MDT - Christy: My girlfriend wants me to move to Colorado from Boston, but Colorado is a stoner-hippie cow town. Full Story

    Fantz in Your Pants: Mangled mug
    05/08/2017 01:22 PM MDT - Dear Christy, My new boyfriend looks like a model. His fabulous body, package, teeth, hair and style are highlighted even more by his great confidence, personality and values. The kicker: His face is a bit screwed up. I'm not fully attracted to him, especially in conversation while staring at his wonky face. His features are all weirdly close together. There, I said it. I may be superficial, but OMG I can't help it. How do I get past this?  Full Story

    (Matt York / Associated Press)
    College footballCU football: Buffs reeling from first blowout loss

    Turnovers, sacks allowed pile up in defeats

    After many of Colorado's Pac-12 losses over the years, there was a helpless feeling coming from the Buffaloes.

     
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    (Matt York / Associated Press)
    College footballCU football: Buffs reeling from first blowout loss

    Turnovers, sacks allowed pile up in defeats

    After many of Colorado's Pac-12 losses over the years, there was a helpless feeling coming from the Buffaloes.

     
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    (Paul Aiken / Staff Photographer)
    Second Story Garage: Gasoline Lollipops

    The Boulder alt-country band gives its EPs names such as Death and Resurrection, and its songs bear the mark of hard truths and sin. But the punk energy behind the playing, and the sense that it's all in good fun, make it OK to dance to a song like "Death." Full Story

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