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    Fantz in Your PantsFantz in Your Pants: Aloe-luja, dudes

    Plus, there's a new sexual movement that's unorgasmic
    05/22/2017 07:35 PM MDT
    Suffer from dry genitals? Is your bushwacker left scaly and cracked from eczema? Foreskin enveloped in redness and irritation? 
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    Fantz in Your Pants: Let's be blunt
    05/15/2017 08:30 PM MDT - Christy: My girlfriend wants me to move to Colorado from Boston, but Colorado is a stoner-hippie cow town. Full Story

    Fantz in Your Pants: Mangled mug
    05/08/2017 01:22 PM MDT - Dear Christy, My new boyfriend looks like a model. His fabulous body, package, teeth, hair and style are highlighted even more by his great confidence, personality and values. The kicker: His face is a bit screwed up. I'm not fully attracted to him, especially in conversation while staring at his wonky face. His features are all weirdly close together. There, I said it. I may be superficial, but OMG I can't help it. How do I get past this?  Full Story

    Sans Serif Fantz: A mouth on Momma
    04/24/2017 08:39 PM MDT - In a tiny voice, echoing through the halls of a fairly empty Flatiron Crossing mall on Sunday, I hear, "I can't fucking get this to work. Full Story

    Fantz in Your Pants: Best man or better man?
    04/17/2017 09:03 PM MDT - Dear Christy, I'm the best man at a wedding for my douche friend. We grew up like brothers, so I feel obligated, but he's boisterous, demeaning to women, he talks down to his fiance and he said he wants to hook up with a stripper at his bachelor party. Full Story

    Sans Serif Fantz: Baby girl Abby
    04/11/2017 01:32 PM MDT - Dear Abby, Our big, beautiful beast, I'm so sad we have to lay you to rest. Heartbreak doesn't describe the pain. Full Story

    Fantz in Your Pants: Bro in tight pants
    04/04/2017 03:28 PM MDT - Dear Christy, I can't find it in my heart to wear skinny jeans, mainly because the leg opening won't accommodate my gigantic skate shoes. Full Story

    Fantz in Your Pants: Tongue-tied tutorial
    03/27/2017 08:26 PM MDT - Dear Christy, Say I were to go down on a lady. What exactly is the process? I need a step-by-step tutorial. Full Story

    Fantz in Your Pants: Silver lining
    03/13/2017 07:44 PM MDT - My editor lured me to the conference room under the guise of a "meeting." I'm totally getting canned, I thought. Full Story

    Fantz in Your Pants: Repent, you sinner
    03/06/2017 07:49 PM MST - Forgive me readers, for I have sinned. In the Lenten spirit, I'm stepping into this here confessional to divulge some immoral acts I've committed. Full Story

    Fantz in Your Pants: The Nut Hut
    03/02/2017 05:41 PM MST - Dear Christy, Although my husband looks phenomenal in a Speedo, I personally can't muster the gumption to don that type of garb in public. Either I am a total wimp or he is just winning on the Kinsey Scale. Your thoughts? (Tread lightly, I am your brother after all). - Fantz in Hawaii  Full Story

    Fantz in Your Pants: Hearts and crabs
    02/14/2017 01:58 PM MST - Happy venereal disease, friends. Is that a crab crawling out of that unkempt rug, or are you just happy to see me? Full Story

    Fantz in Your Pants: Finish him!
    01/30/2017 09:17 PM MST - Dear Christy, Where can I get a happy ending? Can I call and ask massage places if they offer them? What's the etiquette? Full Story

    Fantz in Your Pants: Year of the Silver Fox
    01/19/2017 02:11 PM MST - Hi, Fantz. What's shakin'? The Silver Foxes from Vic's are ready to charge at 2017 full throttle. Full Story

    Fantz in Your Pants: Cowgirl roundup and a friendship that wants to become a boneship
    01/09/2017 08:22 PM MST - Fantz: I went to the (Denver) Western Stock Show and screwed around with two Wyoming cowgirls I met. Full Story

    Fantz in Your Pants: Poly wants a mono
    12/12/2016 06:59 PM MST - Dear Christy, I'm into polyamory and I'm interested in flirting with a monogamist, but he doesn't know I'm poly. Full Story

    Fantz in Your Pants: Burning bush and the Ghost of Bangings Past
    11/28/2016 05:56 PM MST - Dear Christy, I worked my tail off to achieve my wealthy lifestyle, and I refuse to apologize for it. Full Story

    Fantz in Your Pants: Acting out dreams
    11/14/2016 08:03 PM MST - I had a dream over the weekend that I slapped a friend across the face. She was driving erratically with my child in the car, then stepped out and started laughing, so I slapped her. Full Story

    Fantz in Your Pants: Mother f*ckers and ecosexuals
    11/07/2016 07:30 PM MST - Colloquial tree-huggers can double as physical tree-huggers, but if they drop trou and rapidly gyrate, we may have an ecosexual on our hands. Full Story

    Fantz in Your Pants: Donald Trump is bad stimulus for a battered brain
    10/10/2016 07:00 PM MDT - When I was a 19-year-old secretary working a summer job for a beer-distributing company, I was sexually harassed daily by a half-dozen middle-aged men. Full Story

    Fantz in Your Pants: Bailing bride
    10/03/2016 08:27 PM MDT - Dear Christy, I'm due to marry next summer and my girlfriend told me she needs a year to explore the world. Full Story

    Fantz in Your Pants: Them for president
    09/27/2016 01:11 PM MDT - Getting into the political spirit, I'd like to offer a fictional assortment of presidential candidates, ribbed for your pleasure.  Full Story

    Fantz in Your Pants: Roughing the dancer
    09/19/2016 09:32 PM MDT - Who invited the NFL Rulebook? That asshole shut the tunes down at 9 p.m., forced our clambake outdoors and started cleaning up party trash before the third guest even arrived. Full Story

    Fantz in Your Pants: Green means go
    09/13/2016 12:23 PM MDT - While sucking on a cancer stick on my porch Sunday night, I concocted a genius plan that involved a neighborhood traffic light: It would behoove the hood to migrate the light one block south. Full Story

    Fantz in Your Pants: Dames and dogs
    08/29/2016 08:05 PM MDT - Friday marked an important day for both women and dogs. Each Aug. 26, Women's Equality Day and National Dog Day are observed. Full Story

    Welcome to CU: Where the Buffalo roam
    08/26/2016 03:41 PM MDT - Maybe the University of Colorado hasn't had a football title since before you were a twinkle in your parents' reproductive organs. Full Story

    Know your columnist: Fantz stars in 'Fantz in Your Pants'
    08/22/2016 10:00 PM MDT - If there's something strange in your bedroom, who you gonna call? Christy Fantz, that's who, because she'll bust (heh) through the bullshit and give it to you straight (or whichever way you swing). Full Story

    Body & Soul: Don't forget to breathe, Buffs
    08/22/2016 09:43 PM MDT - Holy chakras, it's raining soul out there! (Shut up hippie.) I have a point. In the late 1960s, Boulder was a choice spot for hippies to land. Full Story

    Fantz in Your Pants: Panties and pot
    08/22/2016 06:44 PM MDT - Dear Christy, I like to smoke weed, but I always cough so hard and pee my pants. At a party over the weekend I wet myself and I feel like an idiot. Full Story

    Fantz in Your Pants: Lasso of Truth
    08/09/2016 10:49 AM MDT - I've been called an Amazon all my hearty years on this planet. With diffidence, I never embraced it. Full Story

    (Matt York / Associated Press)
    College footballCU football: Buffs reeling from first blowout loss

    Turnovers, sacks allowed pile up in defeats

    After many of Colorado's Pac-12 losses over the years, there was a helpless feeling coming from the Buffaloes.

     
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    (Matt York / Associated Press)
    College footballCU football: Buffs reeling from first blowout loss

    Turnovers, sacks allowed pile up in defeats

    After many of Colorado's Pac-12 losses over the years, there was a helpless feeling coming from the Buffaloes.

     
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    (Paul Aiken / Staff Photographer)
    Second Story Garage: Gasoline Lollipops

    The Boulder alt-country band gives its EPs names such as Death and Resurrection, and its songs bear the mark of hard truths and sin. But the punk energy behind the playing, and the sense that it's all in good fun, make it OK to dance to a song like "Death." Full Story

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