Jesus of Nazareth returns to earth to rapture the faithful to paradise. He is utterly dismayed upon arrival to find that a vast preponderance of said faithful have wildly misinterpreted His teachings and become bigoted, hateful cretins in dire need of a lesson on being a good Christian.
Rather than fed, the poor are reviled but the wealthy placed upon pedestals no matter how greedy and unethical they are in their business dealings. Prisoners are not comforted but given mandatory minimum sentences for non-violent drug offenses and no chance for employment upon their release because most business owners don't hire convicted felons.
Single mothers are decried as whores and cited as the reason for all of society's woes. Immigrants are portrayed as rapists and murders, even as they mow yards, pick fruit and contribute payroll taxes they will never directly benefit from. The crippled are determined to suffer from pre-existing conditions and tossed off their health insurance.
War and the military are worshiped, and the profits of large corporations are held in higher priority than the health of the planet and the future of the human race.
Although Jesus is shocked and appalled to discover that these markedly un-Christ-like stances are being carried out in His name, the one that bothers Him the most, really gets His goat and grinds His gears, is the strange and inexplicable hatred of gay people. It just defies explanation.
Upon being called an "Un-American LibTurd Commie Snowflake" by Sean Hannity on his radio show, Jesus decides that the flock really needs a "Come to Jesus Moment." He can't directly involve Himself as that would be cheating. They will have to figure it out before they go to any kind of paradise.
Therefore, Jesus, who is going by Chuy to keep a low profile, takes a job at a gay-owned bakery in St. Paul, Minn. In an up and coming neighborhood, The Cupcakery is a lovely establishment owned by a nice couple, Fred and James, who resigned their positions in the private sector — Fred was a mechanical engineer and James a mortgage underwriter — to pursue their true passion: craft cupcakes.
Chuy enjoys the black forest chocolate with maple bacon crumbles. He loves His work. In fact, it doesn't even feel like work, and He hasn't been this happy since that weekend with Mary Magdalene at the Dead Sea resort.
He gets along with his coworkers, in particular Vice President Mike Pence. Wrecked with guilt upon realizing he had used his Christian faith and position of power to harm others, Pence resigned and took a job washing dishes at the bakery. He prefers the plain yellow with chocolate frosting. He seeks atonement.
On weekends, Chuy volunteers at a Planned Parenthood Clinic in Minneapolis. He sports his "I stand with Planned Parenthood" t-shirt and cracks the slightest, barely perceptible smile whenever the protesters scream, "You are going to burn in hell, baby killer!"