Fantz
Fantz

Put your little hand in mine.

There ain't no hill or mountain we can't climb.

Babe. I got you babe.

OK campers, rise and shine, and don't forget your booties 'cause it's cold out there today.

Still winter. Trump is still president. The #GrammysSoMale trend prompted Recording Academy president Neil Portnow to tell Variety that women will start winning when they "step up."

"I don't have personal experience of those kinds of brick walls that (women) face, but I think it's upon us — us as an industry — to make the welcome mat very obvious, breeding opportunities for all people," he said.

Or just breeding dudes. More on that tomorrow.

Put your little hand in mine.

There ain't no hill or mountain we can't climb.

Babe. I got you babe.

OK campers, rise and shine, and don't forget your booties 'cause it's cold out there today.

The hose is frozen. Trump is still president. According to an economic survey, a preference to birth sons in India has led to about 21 million "unwanted" girls from a combination of sex-selective abortion and neglect of the girl child after birth. Breeding boys is more lucrative.

But not if they're transgender. More on that tomorrow.


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Put your little hand in mine.

There ain't no hill or mountain we can't climb.

Babe. I got you babe.

OK campers, rise and shine, and don't forget your booties 'cause it's cold out there today.

My thongue is sthuck on an ithcicle (and in a hedge fund's zthipper). Trump is still president. On Monday, Indonesian police detained a dozen transgender women, cut their hair, forced them in men's clothes and are "coaching" them to behave like "real men," a police chief told the BBC.

Real men are feminists. More on that tomorrow.

Put your little hand in mine.

There ain't no hill or mountain we can't climb.

Babe. I got you babe.

OK campers, rise and shine, and don't forget your booties 'cause it's cold out there today.

Three more years of winter. Trump is still president. And he's not a feminist, he told Piers Morgan. That would be "going too far." Like a hand, slithering dangerously close to grabbing a pussy.

A pussy that doesn't want to play. More on that tomorrow.

Put your little hand in mine.

There ain't no hill or mountain we can't climb.

Babe. I got you babe.

OK campers, rise and shine, and don't forget your booties 'cause it's cold out there today.

It's raining ice. Trump is still president. Mr. President: Liberated women spread equality, not legs, unless we consensually want to. And that's none of your business.

Put your little hand in mine.

There ain't no hill or mountain we can't climb...

Pardon me for truncating the time loop. I need to plug up my bleeding hole that's purging unhealthy embryos and unfertilized eggs to make way for a womb whose purpose is to grow humans.

That means I need to change my tampon, Trump. (And you came from a woman's womb.)

More on that tomorrow.

Babes. I got you babes.

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