Updated: September 11, 2014 8:39:25 PM MDT
 
 
 
 
Fantz in Your PantsFantz: Girlfriend picked off by fantasy football

Fantasy football, plus, Fantz Googles for a reader
09/29/2014 09:09 PM MDT
Dear Christy, Fantasy football is taking over my boyfriend's life. All he does is talk about it, he's on the computer analyzing players all the time and when the games are on, forget it - I even tried standing naked in front of the TV and he told me to move. Help! -What about my fantasy?  
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Running Under the Influence: Life is short, drink the good stuff
09/29/2014 09:07 PM MDT - My mom, sister and I participated in the Race for the Cure, as we have every single year since it began. At first, we ran in honor of my grandmother, who fought breast cancer for the better part of 35 years. Years later, we added my other grandmother's name to the list. Then, my mom was diagnosed with breast cancer - and the floor dropped out from under us. Full Story

FRITZ: Who's gonna drive you home tonight?
09/28/2014 07:45 PM MDT - Wow, Ric Ocasek! Man, I'm a fan. The Cars. New Wave. Shit. But I gotta say, it's pretty weird: you interviewing me. I'm usually the one asking the questions. Love that one song, "Since You're Gone." Good stuff. Oh, you're gonna play your, uh, your synthesizer while we talk. Alrighty then. Hey, you do you, Ric, you do you. Full Story

NIXON: On the virtues of the B movie
09/24/2014 09:01 AM MDT - A movie about a guy being kidnapped and surgically sewn into a walrus suit by a mad seafaring old man hit theaters last week, and I am super goddamn pumped about it. Full Story

FRITZ: Phoning It In
09/22/2014 10:33 AM MDT - Dear Editor Rob: My usual editor, Christy, is on vacation. She probably didn't tell you before she left but she asked me to turn in my grocery list this week instead of a column. She said it'd give readers a better idea of who I am as a person or something. Thanks! Fritz Full Story

Column: Riot Fest Denver's up-and-coming acts
09/17/2014 09:58 PM MDT - Do you ever see hipster kitty memes and wish you could personally experience a feeling similar to the ones described in them? The feeling described in most of them is one of accomplishment, for hipster kitty is happy when he knows about something before everyone else.  Full Story

Word From a Nerd: Exploding growth of 'Minecraft'
09/16/2014 09:10 PM MDT - 'Minecraft" is probably the most recent and most gargantuan gaming phenomenon that I chose to sit on the sidelines for. Full Story

MARSH: Beer is beneficial to runners. Lots of beer isn't.
09/15/2014 09:04 PM MDT - I expected to like running. But I already knew I liked beer. So I did some research. I was excited to learn that a lot of people consider beer the night before a long run to be beneficial. Full Story

FANTZ: The under-tipper
09/16/2014 09:11 PM MDT - Dear Christy, My boyfriend is a total jerk to servers and bartenders. He always under tips and he treats them like they're on a lower level than him, just because he has an office job. I've worked in restaurants before and it bothers me. How can I make him tip more? -For the love of service  Full Story

FRITZ: Spider terms of employment
09/14/2014 07:49 PM MDT - Dear Fred, Congratulations! Everyone agrees you're a great fit to make the lady at 5450 Western Avenue pee her pants in fear. Speaking of which, your predecessor was flushed down a toilet a couple of weeks ago. We've sent in several temps but none of them have worked out. Or lived. We need a spider of your caliber to start ASAP, after you've passed your drug test. I've attached the contract you need to sign and bring with you Monday. HR is located in the downstairs bathroom under the sink. Good luck! Congratulations! Everyone agrees you're a great fit to make the lady at 5450 Western Avenue pee her pants in fear. Full Story

(Michael Dwyer / Associated Press)
College footballCU football: Buffs' Tony Jones frustrated with 2OT loss

Buffs' RB putting up solid numbers in senior season
Tony Jones walked out of the Colorado weight room Monday morning able to smile but not really quite comfortable with it just yet. Full Story
(Michael Dwyer / Associated Press)
College footballCU football: Buffs' Tony Jones frustrated with 2OT loss

Buffs' RB putting up solid numbers in senior season
Tony Jones walked out of the Colorado weight room Monday morning able to smile but not really quite comfortable with it just yet. Full Story
(Paul Aiken / Daily Camera)
Second Story Garage: The Motet

The Motet has been around for 16 years, but it seems as if they're just bursting onto the scene. The Boulder funk masters recently released their seventh album. They self-titled it because, for the first time, they wrote it collaboratively and, they say, "The group has finally become what it has striven to be throughout its existence." Full Story