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K hloe Kardashian has been boxing out the competition in the tabloids as of late.

The partying, the radio show, the reality series, the drag queens, the weight loss, the cocaine, this weekend's upcoming nuptials.

What?

Since when did Khloe get a boyfriend?

Rumor has it, she and her boyfriend of one month, Los Angeles Lakers' Lamar Odom, are engaged to be married this weekend, People reports.

Maybe she's following in her sister Kourtney's knocked-up steps with a shotgun wedding?

Or, she's so excited to be out of the shadow of sister Kim's ass that she's reveling all of her tabloid glory.

Perhaps she's just trying to fool the world like Kim did with the blonde hair Twitter prank in April. Oh, you silly, silly girls.

Or maybe it's just that the sisters can't bear to share one single ounce of another's glory basking.

Kim cries "break up" with Reggie Bush, then Kourtney screams "pregnant!" and now Khloe is getting hitched.

As long as the girl's parents, Bruce and Kris Jenner, don't one-up the girls with a sex tape (ew), I suppose we'll continue to let those Kardashians claw it out.

Hassling for the Hoff

The reports that David Hasselhoff was hospitalized Sunday night for excessive drinking are being disputed by a source close to the actor.

The source told Access Hollywood that it was actually an ear infection that landed him in the hospital.

You see, he was so drunk that he mistook his ear for his gob and dumped a pint of booze in the canal.

OK, what really happened, according to the source, is the combination of medications Hasselhoff was taking caused equilibrium problems.

I bet.

Cavallari losing weight

"The Hills" villain Kristin Cavallari said she has lost weight due to a stressful month.

Stealing boyfriends and squandering money does take its toll on a body.

Cavallari said she is too busy promoting her "reality" show to sit down and pig out. Her lack of eating has caused her to have low energy and headaches.

"I'm just on the go so much," she said.

That's what the entire cast's ex-boyfriend(s) said.

Clarkson goes Cyrus

Kelly Clarkson hit a new low this week by covering a Miley Cyrus song in a YouTube video on Friday.

Well, in a world where Stevie Wonder shares the stage with the Jonas Brothers and Pete Yorn duets with Scarlett Johansson , expectations will remain low.

Stupid kid name of the month

Naleigh: Katherine Heigl and Josh Kelley's new adopted 10-month old from South Korea, short for Nancy Leigh.

More Headaches

Christy Fantz dishes the dirt daily on her Hollywood Headaches blog, at coloradodaily.com .