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It`s an unshaven Spencer Pratt. It`s Juliette Lewis in a jumpsuit. It`s Tyra Banks` "smize."
No! It`s that absurd person who didn`t turn their phone off at a Broadway play.
Well, dear friends, Hugh Jackman`s got your back. At least for the ringtone.
The aforementioned atrocities, may God bless your dear heart with serenity.
An audience member had Jackman taking a leave of character during "A Steady Rain," a play also starring Daniel Craig, to say:
"You want to get that?"
Still ringing. Bug corpse. Broken tooth. Spencer Pratt.
"Come on, just turn it off," Jackman said.
The play resumed after a minute when the ringing stopped.
Only Britney
Only Britney Spears can spend $3,000 at a store called Sugar Factory.
Here`s the icing on the black tooth: The Las Vegas Mirage candy store reportedly sent $2,500 of merchandise to her hotel room after she already cleaned the place out.
Britney, I`ll give you some candy for three grand.
You wish. Not that kind of candy.
Does a baby fit in that outfit?
Mariah Carey was babbling about the possibility of having children with hubby Nick Cannon.
"I`d want to be in a position to handle that as well as possible," she told USA Today.
At least she can share her clothes with the newborn.
'Sex` going south
"Sex and The City 2" apparently wrote Miley Cyrus into the script for what appears to be one line of wit.
Cyrus will appear in a scene with Kim Cattrall`s character, Sam, where they apparently fashion the same outfit.
Cue Anthony (Mario Cantone) to ensue "hilarity":
"Mother of God! She is wearing the same dress as Hannah Montana."
Quote of the week
"I just passed my driving test. Took me 60 years, but I did it! For the first time in my life, I`m legal to drive, so watch out!" Ozzy Osbourne Tweeted.
Praise Tom Cruise we don`t live in California.
Wait. I think we do?
Oh, nevermind, all those cars are just from California.
Christy Fantz dishes the dirt daily on her Hollywood Headaches blog, at coloradodaily.com .
