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Christy Fantz dishes the dirt daily on her Hollywood Headaches blog, at http://hollywoodheadaches.pmpblogs.com/ .

Kanye West and Justin Bieber had a nice little Sunday.

You know, doing burly things like Tweet-sexting.

Kanye was listening to Bieber, Bieber was stroking Kanye's, um, ego. It was a good old-fashioned gangbang.

Babbling about collaboration, talking about a shared love the others' tunes, giggling in mud masks while heating up the bubble bath...

GET A ROOM!

Their future shared green room only asks for two ingredients: Super-plus tampons (Kanye has a heavy flow) and Proactiv (Justin's like 14 or something).

 

Tyra's in trouble

Tyra Banks is getting heat for an "America's Next Top Model" trailer on the CW.

Apparently a 6'2" model contestant -- who has an extremely small waist, so small, in fact, that Miss J. locked both of his hands around her -- is stirring up controversy.

Although Tyra apologized, naturally she attempted to skirt the blame.

"With all the work and details that go into producing a TV show, I can't be 100 places at once (although I try), but it's just impossible for me to see everything that's created before it's released to all of you," she wrote on her Web site.

I really don't see what the issue is here, Tyra. You decide where you want to be and tell your forehead to man the remaining 99 places.

 

Testosterone overload

Boys. Clean up that drool. You look like idiots.

Go lube up in some Axe, play PlayStation, sharpen your knives and drink beer. Or whatever that man shit is that you do.

Sylvester Stallone said in his "mind's eye," he has plotted a sequel for "The Expendables."

Aw. I feel fuzzy inside. The testosterone-laden dude flick (about blowing shit up, or whatever the hell they squandered the budget on) will have a brother.

Stallone told The Hollywood Reporter that his team of wash-ups helped make the movie a success.

"I always say that if you are a star -- even a faded star -- the light never goes out. You just need to rekindle it."

Dolph Lundgren and Steve Austin may need a new wick accompanied by a blowtorch. Maybe some lighter fluid too.

Postscript, Rambo, is your "mind's eye" a talking cartoon machine gun on anabolic steroids, nestled atop those unnaturally arched eyebrows?

Neat. That's what I thought.

 

Trailer park Hasselhoff

The roast of David Hasselhoff oozed a conglomeration of unadulterated Hollywood charm.

Pamela Anderson, Jerry Springer and Hulk Hogan mocked their dear friend for his alcohol troubles and the infamous drunken cheeseburger video Sunday night on Comedy Central.

Meanwhile, Kid Rock and David Spade manned the afterparty fire pit in the Walmart parking lot.

Denise Richards and Tara Reid mixed up some SPAM salad and boilermakers in American flag bikinis as Britney Spears organized the nude mud pig wrestling.