Before you know it, your time in Boulder is going to become a blur in your rearview mirror, unless you're fortunate enough to snare a gig that secures your place the shadow of the beautiful Flatirons indefinitely.

With the rigorous burden of the academic lifestyle leaving you with little more than a library pallor and a borderline Adderall addiction, it's likely you've never sampled some of the sweetest fruits that life in the Boulder Valley and its immediate environs have to offer.

But in the precious little time remaining, you've still got a chance to cross some must-dos off your Boulder bucket list. You'll never get them all, and there's no shame in that. People who have lived here for decades still have glaring omissions, and no two people would necessarily draw up the same list.

A goat inspects a pony tail during a Rocky Mountain Goat Yoga class at Vali Soul Sanctuary in Boulder.
A goat inspects a pony tail during a Rocky Mountain Goat Yoga class at Vali Soul Sanctuary in Boulder. (Matthew Jonas / Staff Photographer)

Before heading home to less exotic locales, you might want to take a dive into one or more of the following.

Get flexy — with a goat

Goat Yoga classes at Boulder's Mountain Flower Dairy are billed as a combination of exploration, fitness and humor. One-hour classes are conducted out in their pasture with, yes, goats, allowing our farm visitors to truly experience the delightful creatures in their natural environment.

Visitors are advised to be prepared to laugh, and get all flexy, as they are guided through a yoga practice intended to connect the community with land, animal and the playful side that dwells within us all. Allegedly.


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Classes, which have been offered there since the spring of 2017, and are now increasing in popularity across the country, are geared toward all ages and all levels. An instructor at Mountain Flower once noted that "it's taking something normal that people love and adding a unique twist." Like so much of what goes on in this town.

Crawl the mall

There are all sorts of stereotypes about Boulder, and at least half of them are somewhat true. Folks in Moline may think we all wear hemp clothes and have daisies growing from our dreadlocks because we're too stoned to shower and we protest once a week over quinoa prices. For most, it's usually only every other week. But no doubt it's a quirky town, so why not embrace it?

Hit the Pearl Street Mall and jam out on your instrument of choice — be it bagpipes, trumpet or djembe. Cook a vegan meal, or make it through a weeklong dietary cleanse. You may want to stop by a dispensary and pick up some legal weed or spend a day at the Boulder Reservoir doing yoga on a paddleboard. Join a crossfit gym and spend the rest of the week unable to move. It's all part of the Boulder experience.

Make like a dead guy

Head for the high country — but not to ski. If you were going to do that, it would have happened by now. The Frozen Dead Guy Days in nearby Nederland, however, is something you won't get to do anywhere else.

Set for March 8-10, the annual winter festival is celebrating its 17th year of paying homage to Bredo Morstol, who is frozen in a state of suspended animation and resides in a Tuff Shed atop dry ice on a hill above Nederland. Billed as Colorado's "most frigidly fun festival," Frozen Dead Guy Days features about 30 live bands in heated tents and costumed polar plunging, frozen T-shirt contests and a coffin race.

Eric Hopkins does a keg stand during the Citizen’s Race at the 2018 Bolder Boulder.
Eric Hopkins does a keg stand during the Citizen's Race at the 2018 Bolder Boulder. (Jeremy Papasso / Staff Photographer)

Particularly for the living, the weekend is a can't-miss opportunity for a really strange brand of fun — which, your years in Boulder have surely taught you, is often the very best kind.

Bolder Boulder

People come from foreign countries to do it, and there is plenty of time to prepare, so start logging the miles now so you can be in shape to join 50,000 others in running the Bolder Boulder, the third-largest road race in the United States, according to Running USA, always held on Memorial Day.

The race, set for May 27 this year, is 10 kilometers, and with all that education under your belt, you may recognize that translates to 6.2 miles, enough to work up a good sweat but not enough to break a reasonably fit human being. The course carves a scenic path through the heart of Boulder, with streetside musicians and performers spread along the way to provide diversion and boost morale, all the way to the finish line at Folsom Field.

For those who have never been bathed in the tsunami-like roar of a crowd from a stadium floor, few thrills are greater. Additionally, runners are rewarded with beer and snacks, and you can run — or walk, if you must — the whole thing in the costume of your choice.

Tea's just part of it

A nice cuppa tea might not sound like the most electrifying experience for a Boulder bucket list, and it probably wouldn't be unless you were to enjoy it at the Dushanbe Tea House. Boulder has sister cities the way some dogs have fleas — no fewer than 10, now — but supporting international diplomacy isn't the reason for making this stop before you clear out of town.

In visiting Boulder in 1987 to cement the sister city relationship with Dushanbe, Tajikistan, Mayor Maksud Ikramov announced that Dushanbe would present Boulder with the gift of an ornate teahouse. He followed through, and the city found itself with a truly unique structure featuring the work of more than 40 artisans, including a hand-carved and hand-painted ceiling, stools, tables, columns and exterior ceramic panels.

The teahouse in recent months has even benefited from a significant touchup, courtesy of a visiting Tajik artist who is the son and grandson of previous craftsmen who left their imprint on the exotic edifice.

Perhaps you don't get too excited about tea. Chill. You probably dig breakfast, brunch, lunch, dinner, dessert, wine — all of which are also offered at the tea house. Drop in, find yourself a spot in a cozy corner and take in the splendor. Bring a friend. You and your peeps have probably never seen anything like it.

Charlie Brennan: twitter.com/chasbrennan