Survey: Cell phones more important than sex Who needs foreplay when you have a cell phone? According to a recent online survey of Chicago residents, three out of 10 people said they'd give up sex for a year rather than sacrifice their mobile phone, officials said. Full Story
CU police: Freshman threatened to hurt hall director's dog A University of Colorado freshman was arrested in his dormitory over the weekend after he allegedly threatened to harm a dog belonging to his hall director -- in what police are characterizing as a criminal act of retaliation. Full Story
'America's Douchiest Colleges': GQ magazine ranks CU-Boulder No. 10 GQ's list of "America's Douchiest Colleges" refers to CU-Boulder as home of "the Kind-Bud Douche," and features such affectations as "Prius; $400 Telemark skis you're not sure what to do with; bong made from recycled Nalgene bottles; white-guy dreads." Full Story
CU employee ticketed for pelvis 'bump' Christopher David Powell, a 22-year-old contract cleaning employee for the University of Colorado's Boulder campus, was ticketed for unlawful sexual contact after one of his co-workers told police that he thrust his pelvis into her butt several times when she bent over. Full Story
Police: Woman who fell 5 stories had been drinking tequila, vodka, beer The woman, who had traveled to Colorado from California to visit her older sister, had consumed "a couple of tequila shots, at least two lemonade vodka drinks and probably a couple of beers" at a rooftop party at the Spanish Towers, police said. Full Story
