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BOULDER, Colo. –

A Boulder woman cut off the tips of several fingers on one hand while using a Cuisinart kitchen appliance Saturday, according to police.

Dispatchers said someone called 911 about 6 p.m. to report that a woman in the 200 block of Kiowa Place, located in southwest Boulder, had severed the tips of her fingers.

Paramedics and the Boulder Fire Department responded to the call, according to police dispatchers, and transported the woman to Boulder Community Hospital.

The extent of her injuries was not clear Saturday night.

Archived comments

Ouch.

wgstrand

4/4/2009 7:20:06 PM

Why is this front page news? I don’t get it.

rainwater79

4/4/2009 7:34:00 PM

probably because we haven’t hit the “This kind of thing happens in _________” quota.

bouldermeister

4/4/2009 7:39:21 PM

Holy sh*t…Hopefully they got em back on

vYRaL303

4/4/2009 7:43:25 PM

It had the curiosity appeal, but I still don’t find it to be front page news.

rainwater79

4/4/2009 7:53:16 PM

WHAT IS THIS DOING IN THE “PAPER”?

MisterPist

4/4/2009 8:23:10 PM

mmmmmmmmm … salsa picante !

NachoMama

4/4/2009 8:31:17 PM

That’s awful.

I was cooking bacon naked yesterday morning and let me just say, Don’t Do It!

annoying@annoying.com

4/4/2009 8:34:15 PM

Annoying:

Now that would be front page news: Naked bacon cooker severely burned.

glock27

4/4/2009 9:06:25 PM

Really?Was this just the easiest story to type up after a 30 second phone call?

NukesInBoulder

4/4/2009 9:55:22 PM

my Cuisinart came with a plunger to push the food down…helps save fingers

he_b_gb@yahoo.com

4/4/2009 9:56:43 PM

rainwater…. maybe you should be happy that this is front page news…it means there wasn’t anything else of real importance going on…keep your head up though. I’m sure we’ll have another murder suicide soon enough…just be patient

he_b_gb@yahoo.com

4/4/2009 9:58:51 PM

Stop the presses! Call “60 Minutes”!

1axel

4/4/2009 10:33:19 PM

Now this IS an interesting story!

Library, Camera Building, City Council, Homeless, Parks and Open Space, School System Politics, Yawn…

Give me a person preparing a meal who cuts off her fingertips! You’ve got my attention!

This is sad, and so conceivable.

What was the recipe?

orbison

4/4/2009 10:34:22 PM

Maybe the headline should read:Woman in Rich Neighborhood Not Intelligent Enough to Use Appliances.Then we would all be happy.Niblets anyone?Who is up for some fresh finger food???

tplboulder@yahoo.com

4/4/2009 10:40:48 PM

Was she trying to make a nubbins smoothie?I made one once.They’re totally not worth the effort.

ThatCertainWoman

4/4/2009 10:58:43 PM

I pulled my back while shoveling this last snowstorm.Call me anytime for my story.

franklyidontgiveadamn

4/5/2009 6:52:32 AM

What does several means?

2 is not enough, and 4 would be all.

Must be 3.

JG

4/5/2009 10:01:35 AM

Maybe her husband caught her working at the Lafayette massage parlor that the police raided last week.What a happy ending!

Hutch620

4/5/2009 12:51:48 PM

Call the AP, I have a paper cut!!!

freethought

4/6/2009 10:01:57 AM

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