BOULDER, Colo. –
Hollywood’s hot new accessory has celebrities succumbing to all the rage. Stars have been lining up to get one, some even waiting months on end.
If you are a celebrity with cash, jackpot!
Welcome to Buy-a-Baby.
Skirt painstaking laws and avoid lengthy adoption processes and just point and pay. It’s very similar to adopting a Cabbage Patch Kid.
Don’t worry, you can just dump the kid with a nanny whenever you don’t feel like “having a baby.”
Feel no remorse in crushing the hopes of would-be parents who have been waiting patiently in line years for an opportunity to add a meaningful member to the family.
Enter Madonna. She currently is in Malawi, waiting on court rulings allowing her to take home a second adopted child, 4-year-old Mercy James.
Locals are upset, citing the singer’s special treatment by the Malawian government. Local human rights activists said her adoption of a second child from the country could even amount to child trafficking.
The Malawi court will make a ruling on Friday.
Adopting a child is nothing short of virtuous, but keep in mind that they’re not Valentino totes.
Beckford’s ego needs a nap
Model Tyson Beckford’s ego took a stroll through his pretty little mouth last week.
Aside from fancying a gander at his near-perfect chest, it also wanted to set some rules straight with Hollywood.
Beckford, the host of Bravo’s “Make Me a Supermodel,” said he doesn’t want celebrities to grace covers of fashion magazines anymore because they take jobs away from models.
Beckford, who garnered fame from’90s Ralph Lauren ads, told the Associated Press it takes “a lot of tweaking and airbrushing to get the same from a celebrity that you would get from a model.”
Funny. IMDB lists Beckford in 16 actor roles since 2000. Apparently he can take acting and TV hosting jobs, but how dare the actors take his modeling jobs! Big jerks.
“Ask anyone — it’s a lot harder than it looks. I guess that’s why they call us supermodels — we make it look easy.”
Then he told everyone to back off because his ego was getting thirsty and our “regular people” paws were staining the air around his flawless skin.
Jen and John split again
Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer broke up again, with reports saying the split is due to his constant Twittering. Yeah. I bet.
A source told UK’s Telegraph that Mayer was neglecting his girlfriend by claiming a busy schedule, but failed to keep in mind his incessant Twittering can be seen by everyone.
“Jen was fuming. There he was, telling her he didn’t have time for her and yet his page was filled with Twitter updates,” the source said.
OMG. No he didn’t.
But, the source said, at least Mayer “took the break-up like a man.”
Then he took his computer by its womanly hands, wined and dined it over spiced vanilla candles and seafood linguini.