Serena M. Brooks

NIWOT, Colo. –

A Niwot woman accused of stabbing her fiancé and his friend in the back early Tuesday was engaged in a sexual threesome and drug use with the two men before they all started fighting, authorities said Wednesday.

According to Boulder County sheriff’s officials, Ruffin Griffin and Clint Cadigan, both 28, left a Niwot bar together at about 11:30 p.m. and went to the house where Griffin lives with Serena M. Brooks, 30, and their 6-month-old son.

A sheriff’s report made public Wednesday indicates that all three of the adults started using methamphetamine and then engaged in three-way sex.

During the encounter, the men began to argue and “fell to the floor” during a physical fight.

While they were tumbling, Brooks grabbed a nearby steak knife which, according to the report, “they had been using to scrape the methamphetamine as they smoked it.” When the men wouldn’t stop fighting, Brooks stabbed them both in the back “in an attempt to break up the fight.”

The couple â Brooks and Griffin â began yelling at each other, and Griffin allegedly hit the woman in the face before leaving with his friend. The men drove together to Boulder Community Hospital, where they were treated for serious, but not life-threatening, injuries.

Brooks was treated later for injuries to her face.

A hospital spokeswoman said Cadigan remained in intensive care Wednesday in fair condition, while hospital operators said Griffin was discharged Wednesday afternoon.

When reached Wednesday afternoon, Griffin said he was feeling better and would likely heal in about three weeks. He declined to discuss specifics of what happened during the altercation but did say, “I want to apologize to the citizens of Boulder and Niwot for my irresponsible actions over the weekend.”

Sheriff’s Cmdr. Rick Brough said deputies recovered drug paraphernalia from the home. Investigators believe that in addition to the suspected methamphetamine, the trio possibly was using marijuana and alcohol.

“Unfortunately, what we see is when you get alcohol, drugs and weapons involved … someone gets hurt,” Brough said.

He said the child was asleep during the fight and wasn’t hurt, but the adults were in no condition to properly supervise him, and the drug paraphernalia created a hazard. According to the sheriff’s report, the door to the bedroom was left open during the drug use, fighting and stabbing so that Brooks could hear if the child cried.

Brooks faces possible charges of first-degree assault and child abuse. She is being held at the Boulder County Jail on $50,000 bond.

Reached Wednesday morning, one of Cadigan’s family members declined to comment.

A phone listing for Griffin was no longer in service.

Camera Staff Writer Zak Brown contributed to this report.

Archived comments

And today’s Meth Face award goes to…..


7/1/2009 9:51:49 AM

She is sexier than a new set of snow tires!


7/1/2009 9:53:14 AM

Ha! funny!

she looks better after a couple o’ stiff ones…(drinks)

7/1/2009 9:56:03 AM

I want to know why they were fighting…and were they naked during the fight?

7/1/2009 9:59:03 AM

BA! HA HA HAAAA!!!!!!!

So, Niwot really IS Boulder…..Craigslist anyone!

Man, she looks exhausted!!!!BAA HAHAHAHAHA…..WHEW!


7/1/2009 9:59:58 AM

2 men 1 woman = Devil’s Threesome.That’s just common knowledge.


7/1/2009 10:00:09 AM

Sounds like these guys may have accidentally “crossed swords” and it resulted in a fist fight.Rather than throwing some cold water on the two, Serena went with the next best thing – a sharp knife to the back.Man, my weekends are pretty dull in comparison.

7/1/2009 10:02:44 AM

A little too Rough, Ruffin Griffin!



7/1/2009 10:03:33 AM

Longmont is looking more attractive every day…


7/1/2009 10:07:08 AM

Free thinker- free yourself from your dinky mental competence


7/1/2009 9:59:38 AM

A double stabbing resulting from a double stabbing.


7/1/2009 10:10:39 AM

Looks like they brought a dog to a cat fight


7/1/2009 10:11:55 AM

F-ing classic!ROFL!


7/1/2009 10:16:31 AM

oh, this is getting really GOOD.

7/1/2009 10:17:55 AM

Dear Penthouse Forum,

I never thought this would happen to me…


7/1/2009 10:18:48 AM

“…accidentally “crossed swords”…”

LOLReminds me of the Entourage episode where that happened.


7/1/2009 10:18:51 AM

Looks like Ruffin Griffin was trying to sell a kidney recently too:


7/1/2009 10:18:56 AM romantic Niwot/ Longmont love triangle.

I like how the guys made up and drove to the hospital together.

***** “Unfortunately, what we see is when you get alcohol, drugs and weapons involved, a lot of times these are the results we see â someone gets hurt,” Brough said


Thank you Cmdr. Rick Brough these are very wise words indeed.


7/1/2009 10:21:19 AM

This would have gone way different if it had been two women and one man… He would be running for the camera, not the knife set.


7/1/2009 10:21:55 AM

What would a three way be without alcohol, drugs and weapons, fisticuffs, some stabbing, and a 6 month old in the house?!So sexy, grrrrr.


7/1/2009 10:27:58 AM

Best article ever- Niwot representing Aurora/Longmont style


7/1/2009 10:31:15 AM

but as the Colorado idiots will argue, marijuana never plays a factor in ANY crime. It does not impede judgment.


7/1/2009 10:31:32 AM

I want details.

Every, last, f%&#ing salacious one!



7/1/2009 10:35:47 AM

BoCoNut – re: Ruffin Griffin trying to sell a kidney –

May not be so easy now, like not being able to give blood after a new tattoo or piercings. No donating kidney after being stabbed – at least for a while.I’m thinking he’s not bragging about being in pretty good shape *now*


7/1/2009 10:35:57 AM

I bet they were all hanging out reading Tolstoy and talking about which Baby Einstein video to put in, when all of a sudden, someone brought out some marijuana.They were reluctant to try it, but peer pressure kicked in and they smoked. After that everything went mad: bugs under the skin, three way sex, stabbing…. three more victims of the killing weed.


7/1/2009 10:40:17 AM

Somebody forgot their safeword


7/1/2009 10:40:36 AM

“She is sexier than a new set of snow tires!”

Thanks dude. I snarked coffee all over my computer screen!

7/1/2009 10:40:47 AM



7/1/2009 10:41:31 AM

Niwot + Longmont = Quasi-homosexual threesome stabbing.


7/1/2009 10:44:34 AM

“Then he shouted, ‘Hey! You were supposed to wait in the car!’ And that’s when the argument started.”


7/1/2009 10:56:59 AM

Classy. Thats all I can say.


7/1/2009 11:01:10 AM

WOW that’s a beautiful love story! I hope the 6 month old baby got to see it, too.

Stay classy, Niwot!


7/1/2009 11:04:39 AM

baloney sandwich

7/1/2009 11:16:38 AM

Did she just shave off a mustache ?Looks like a 6 oclock shadow to me…


7/1/2009 11:17:20 AM

…and then they all went home together and she licked their wounds…..


7/1/2009 11:24:43 AM

Maybe she is innocent and these are the 2 guys that force women to smoke meth.


7/1/2009 11:27:59 AM

Is the video of this get-together on You Tube yet?

Clay, Shorty, and I had just left.Can you see me now?


7/1/2009 11:28:08 AM

What will happen to the baby?


7/1/2009 11:29:22 AM

Send them hot lovers to Argentina! That’s where the action is.

7/1/2009 11:33:14 AM

That’s why you should always “rock, paper, scissors” for who gets what!!!


7/1/2009 11:40:03 AM

“Did she just shave off a mustache ? Looks like a 6 oclock shadow to me…”

LOLAnother good one!


7/1/2009 11:45:17 AM

Serena looks like she could be the Sister of the woman who taped Rex to the fridge.


7/1/2009 11:46:15 AM

Did the Camera really need to tell us the details of the crime?

National Enquirer-minded reporters are creeping their way into all of the local newspapers!


7/1/2009 11:49:37 AM

I read the Daily Camera online JUST for the comments….great stuff all…THANKS


7/1/2009 11:54:26 AM

OMG – This is so funny, yet strangely not at all.

Nope, pretty frickin’ funny.


7/1/2009 11:58:51 AM

“Serena looks like she could be the Sister of the woman who taped Rex to the fridge.”

This is the best one yet! Maybe they were separated at birth! Imagine the possibilities in crime for the two of them as a team! One armed with heroin and tape and the other armed with a knife! Lookout, boys! Here comes a heap load of angry, fugly trouble.


7/1/2009 12:01:48 PM

That’s not a mustache, that’s bong lip. Also, we need the name of the bar that they rolled in from, preferably before happy hour.


7/1/2009 12:06:02 PM

Poor six-month old baby to have such parents, especially that thing for a mother.Ewwwwww.

7/1/2009 12:12:44 PM

Another ridiculous attack on marijuana. Alcohol often induces agitated and violent behaviors. Marijuana induces euphoria and most often lethargy.

This police report belongs in the Globe or National Enquirer with such stupid comments from Rick Brough.

In recent weeks, Brough has made some astounding dumb remarks to reporters. Some quite sensational and damaging to innocents and victims. Now he takes his factual information not from government studies or scientific knowledge, but from the place where he sits.

The bad judgment in this odd occurrence would be most often associated with alcohol and meth. These are known to be involved in violence.

It is possible that lubricant and rubbers also caused the violence, and there’s a pattern. But only cops can see it.


7/1/2009 12:28:15 PM


maybe DSL…

7/1/2009 12:33:34 PM

The imaginations of the posters is incredible. Great stuff, I can’t wait to read more later, this should be a good one over the next few days?


7/1/2009 12:35:43 PM

only July and the Darwin Awards are locked up for the year.

but Hair, how do lubricant and rubbers cause violence?gotta walk me through that one.


7/1/2009 12:37:41 PM

A double stabbing after a double stabbing?Quite the little redundant encounter.I believe she was just trying to reciprocate…


7/1/2009 12:44:19 PM

This is truly the best story of the year. They get loaded up and head back to her place.It’s all fun and games till some inadvertent m/m contact happens and then they start fighting each other. She stabs them both to break it up and they head to the hospital together, pals again. LOL!! Touching story of friendship.


7/1/2009 12:49:44 PM

Wobbly H’s never end up well.


7/1/2009 12:50:23 PM

I’m pretty sure pot had nothing to do with the stabbing, more likely the other crazy wacko stuff going on.I know a lot of people who limit their recreational chemistry to pot and none of them, yet, have stabbed anyone or been violent in any fashion.Having met the suspect and her spouse several times, it’s no surprise that this occured, rest assured that pot is the very least of this story contributions.


7/1/2009 12:57:42 PM

This doesnt happen in 3somes with 2 ladies.


7/1/2009 1:03:15 PM

I guess stabbing the guys seemed like a good idea at the time.Personally, I would have used a water hose. Or maybe they already did…can you spell enema?


7/1/2009 1:03:52 PM

Looks like the woman who taped the dog to the refrigerator! Nice to see how well her therapy is going!!!

7/1/2009 1:08:03 PM

The wobbly H

7/1/2009 1:16:01 PM

The wobbly H…with that skank?Those guys had to be pretty drunk to find that woman attractive – the one that was married to her had to be totally out of his mind.And what business did they have doing what they were doing with a third party with a child in the house?With a pair of losers like that for parents, I sure hope there are decent relatives that poor baby can go to live with.

7/1/2009 1:36:20 PM

I’m a bit disappointed, can’t you people do better than this? I thought this would be a good subject to go crazy on? Where are all the freak haters and self-righteous comments? Come on this is a good story, go for it. Give me something to laugh about. Come on freaks, step up your game!!!!!


7/1/2009 1:52:34 PM

My question:Was it medical marijuana?

7/1/2009 2:02:39 PM

I heard it was roleplay – them as 2 cyclists and her as the road-raged driver.Things just went a bit too far.


7/1/2009 2:06:08 PM

I heard Longmont eats baby seals.


7/1/2009 2:14:00 PM

Word is that male 1 attempted a Dirty Sanchez on male 2 and it didn’t go over all too well…


7/1/2009 1:42:47 PM

Dogmont, Methmont, Stabmont, Bongmont, Schlongmont and now Swapmont (or is it Trimont?) It’s just too easy sometimes:)


7/1/2009 2:39:23 PM

“Posted by jerky on July 1, 2009 at 1:42 p.m. (Suggest removal)

Word is that male 1 attempted a Dirty Sanchez on male 2 and it didn’t go over all too well…”

ROTFL!!!Haven’t heard the Dirty Sanchez in a while.Classic.Lots of good ones on this story…


7/1/2009 2:28:22 PM

Surfslayer, go back to sniffing board wax. The article is about a NIWOT “lady”.

7/1/2009 2:51:03 PM

What a fun night!Egads.


7/1/2009 2:58:34 PM

It’s all the fault of those damn elitist cyclists!!!!


7/1/2009 3:02:38 PM

Dear Penthouse,

I always thought these letters were made up, but last weekend I ….


7/1/2009 3:10:59 PM

“According to the sheriff’s report, the door to the bedroom was left open during the drug use, fighting and stabbing so that Brooks could hear if the child cried.”

Um, that’s good parenting, right?



7/1/2009 3:15:04 PM

So, one of the guys is her fiancée, would the other be the “best man”??

One can only imagine how THAT wedding night will go!

Probably also wanna keep the knife away from her when it’s time to cut the cake.


7/1/2009 3:15:18 PM

“”According to the sheriff’s report, the door to the bedroom was left open during the drug use, fighting and stabbing so that Brooks could hear if the child cried.””

Oh how nice of her to be this concerned about her child during this fiasco.


7/1/2009 3:16:53 PM

yes it was the dirty Sanchez ,that put her over the edge,



7/1/2009 3:21:21 PM

a dirty sanchez is when you have anal sex and then smear the remaining feces onto your partners upper lip, like a mustache.

“I tapped some freaky booty last night, she was so freaky she wanted me to give her the dirty sanchez.”


7/1/2009 3:25:45 PM

It was a sticky situation.


7/1/2009 3:28:43 PM

Judging from the lump on the left side of her face, I’d bet she’s wishing for an oxycontin now, and not the little glass pipe.


7/1/2009 3:29:26 PM

Read the arrest report.I’m thinking that the lovely couple both liked men.

2nd guy didn’t take to kindly to having his horn tooted by another guy.

These things can be avoided if one would just read the fine print!


7/1/2009 3:29:38 PM

“”According to the sheriff’s report, the door to the bedroom was left open during the drug use, fighting and stabbing so that Brooks could hear if the child cried.””

And the lady running an errand gets a ticket for child abuse…!!Har…!

What, no charge against the dude for giving her the swollen jaw ?

So, ‘during the encounter’ the two dudes get into a physical fight…?Presumably naked, what a sight !A fight, sure….maybe she just got jealous….

Someone call Jerry Springer !


7/1/2009 3:38:27 PM

The two tumbling dudes had something else going on missy…, guess it hurts to be left out…


7/1/2009 3:40:00 PM

Posted by klmarkey at 2:02 p.m.

My question: Was it medical marijuana?

—Yes. Medical marijuana, otherwise known as meth.

Posted by bieseckerb at 2:51 p.m.

Surfslayer, go back to sniffing board wax. The article is about a NIWOT “lady”.

–I wouldn’t go so far as to call her a ‘lady’.Unless you’re saying– dude looks like a lady.


7/1/2009 3:42:02 PM

If these three went to Boulder High, they would have learned how to stay safe when having sex and doing drugs.

7/1/2009 3:50:36 PM

Can’t take credit for this, but found this comment on some obscure blog site with multiple comments on this article –

“nothing helps two dudes bond more than driving to the hospital together with crazy b*tch stab wounds.”

Love it!


7/1/2009 3:50:48 PM

Oh What a Lovely Tea Party!


7/1/2009 3:52:55 PM

So she stabbed the two of them to stop the fight?

I’m wondering if perhaps meth takes a tiny little bit off one’s critical thinking skills.


7/1/2009 3:59:10 PM

Methwot just doesn’t have the same ring as “Methmont”…


7/1/2009 4:06:24 PM

I wonder what hurt worse the next morning; their stab wounds, or their egos after seeing clearly who they were fighting over….


7/1/2009 4:10:55 PM

Clearly it was the marijuana that caused this incident.Great work detective!

Maybe if marijuana was legal and readily available for safe purchase, they wouldn’t have had a desire for meth.Of course we’d be robbed of this great story.


7/1/2009 4:11:37 PM

They definitely practice safe sex… definitely


7/1/2009 4:17:08 PM

“During the drug use, fight, and

subsequent stabbing, James Griffin was asleep in the bedroom adjoining the living room” So they blank out all the names in the police report online except that of the 6 month old….dear police/news suck

7/1/2009 4:25:22 PM

Is it just me, or are people simply going nuts . . . ?

Strange days these are.


7/1/2009 4:27:35 PM

Now everyone is stepping the game up. Keep it going!!!! Where are the old tired posters? Do we need to mix in bike riders and more Longmont?


7/1/2009 4:31:21 PM

It must have looked like the naked fight scene in “BORAT” guess they didn’t want to do the double high five or eitful tower


7/1/2009 4:40:54 PM

Dude 1: We are now no longer the Dudes who say Ni.

Dude 2: NI.

Girl: Shh…

Dude 1: We are now the Dudes who say… “Ekki-Ekki-Ekki-Ekki-PTANG. Zoom-Boing. NIWOT!


7/1/2009 5:15:33 PM

Remember, if you outlaw meth induced 3some stabbings, only outlaws will enjoy happy hour at the Niwot Tavern.


7/1/2009 5:17:59 PM

YouTube video?


7/1/2009 5:19:40 PM

Amazing… Meth in ‘small town’ Niwot.

Maybe it’s not the best place to raise a family.


7/1/2009 5:28:44 PM

She could have just bitten them instead as she still has teeth.


7/1/2009 5:40:28 PM

longwot and nimont



7/1/2009 5:45:54 PM

One only need to see that come hither look in Serena’s eyes to understand how this happened.It is even evident in her booking photo.Must have driven the deputy assigned to the task too distraction. Someone better go and see if he is still in the rest room.


7/1/2009 5:53:07 PM

bow chica bow bow…DOH!never turn your back on…oh wait…ew..this is just no bueno all the way around…

you know a couple knocks to the nards would have worked fine too…jeez


7/1/2009 6:05:38 PM

My wife and I always practice safe meth-smoking threesomes.We lock all the knives, forks, even sharp looking spoons away before the first hit.

It’s the responsible thing to do.



7/1/2009 6:24:03 PM

I’m hoping the child was removed from the home by Boulder County.Doesn’t make sense why there are so many people that want to adopt children and three losers like this endangering just one.


7/1/2009 7:21:49 PM

The redaction in this police report is seriously flawed and infective. Even though the names are removed, it is plainly obvious who did what to whom.

The police even failed to remove a juvenile’s name in one paragraph, even though the arrest report states that “juvenile names can not (sic) be released to the public.”


7/1/2009 7:21:59 PM

mcyeats writes “Where are the old tired posters?”

These ARE the tired old posters!


7/1/2009 7:24:09 PM

If you were thinking about purchasing one of Ruffin Griffin’s kidneys, you may want to reconsider:


7/1/2009 7:41:11 PM

You know perhaps rather than continuing with all of these acrimonious Longmont VS. Boulder comments, It would be a nice change to try something a little different. Say a Slogan contest. You Know something like Niwot, It’s not just for Indians anymore. Or Niwot where the men are uncertain of their sexual identity, and the women like it that way. Niwot Where Boulder and Longmont come Together. What happens in Niwot ends up on the front page. Niwot where The women work twice as hard to meet the demand.Any how lets all see what we can come up with. Perhaps the DC could even choose one or two and present a small prize.


7/1/2009 7:43:49 PM

I didn’t have time to review prior comments. Has anyone called ‘dibs’ on Serena yet?


7/1/2009 7:54:24 PM

Is Niwot becoming the new Schlongmont or is there another DC location error in this story.


7/1/2009 8:36:39 PM

Welcome to the 3rd world! We are in it!


7/1/2009 9:08:48 PM

Man, those snow tires are looking better and better…


7/1/2009 9:22:11 PM

OK… Longmont… you can have Niwot now. We don’t need it anymore.


7/1/2009 9:35:15 PM

It certainly would be nice for the police to keep privacy on these matters. They are relevant to the judge, a possible jury and no one else. The court of public opinion is a very ugly thing.

7/1/2009 9:36:30 PM

Two’s company.

Three’s a crowd.


7/1/2009 9:37:32 PM

Unfortunately, what we see is when you get alcohol, drugs and weapons involved … someone gets hurt,”Brough said. Brough, how would you know… SPOKEN FROM ANERDs NERD.


7/1/2009 9:52:46 PM

I think Serena is really the outstanding prop comedian Carrot Top (in cognito of course).Probably came here to get a quiet discreet getaway from show biz for a few days.You all may disagree, but tell me why you never see Serena and the talented prop comic Carrot Top in the same room.

Ya, I rest my case!


7/1/2009 10:02:12 PM

This story is indeed ~hot~

A fantasy gone wrong–bummer.

The modern version of the “stocks humiliation” Post a photo on the web and endure the comments.

Where are the photos of the two males?


7/1/2009 10:16:50 PM

How sad. The cretinous commentary of some is worthy of a strong kick in the beans.


7/1/2009 10:48:08 PM

I’m anxiously awaiting a photo of the two males!I wonder if they will look normal or like the flaming little Fags they are?I’ll keep checking back in hopes that the Camera gives us a peek at these drug crazed Homos.


7/1/2009 11:14:12 PM

You might be a red neck if you stab two men in the back “in an attempt to break up the fight.”Yeeeeeehaaaaaaaaw!

P.S. do some more meth – that’s doin’ wonders for ya! 😉


7/1/2009 11:26:56 PM

LOL Read the arrest report, SHE got pissed at her fiance blowing another dude!


7/1/2009 11:23:38 PM

Hahahahahahaha….. Schlongmont in the news again!


7/2/2009 3:28:25 AM

At least she didn’t do as Lorena did.

Now that would be news:


7/2/2009 6:07:24 AM

Nobody said anything about where the baby was BEFORE they got home.Was the baby with them in the bar—Or did they pay the sitter and send her home?There’s a happy thought…


7/2/2009 6:32:11 AM

Niwot IS Longmont. Just look up the postal address for any “Niwot” home.


7/2/2009 6:36:06 AM

Calling Jerry Springer Calling Jerry Springer!!! Report to Niwot immediately!!

7/2/2009 6:43:36 AM

You guys are killing me!!!!!!!!And there is a Boulder Sheriff station there.Next thing we will hear is that a salty volcano took place.Please Howard, Geno, Toot, lets get control of the area once again.Don’t make me move back!


7/1/2009 6:48:04 PM

Meth is a big homo drug.I work on a lot of meth clean-up and you’d be surprised at all the gay pornography.

They’re jacked up for days, don’t go to work and they can’t even clean up the house.I don’t understand homos or meth.I must not be enlightened.

Pride gone wild.


7/1/2009 7:24:16 PM

In a state with the best beer and the best bud in the world, why do meth?Why blog?Get outside, it’s July.


7/2/2009 7:38:48 AM

OK, I take back the self rightous “why blog” part.This s*%t is hilarious.


7/2/2009 7:45:58 AM

Crack, they were smoking crack.With a child present.Got that?Calling it methamphetamine in Niwot and crack in Longmont still means the same thing.

Crack is wack.Don’t do it, even once.

7/2/2009 8:14:03 AM

threesome with 2 dudes ? horrible idea ! She only stabbed them to make more holes (because she ran out)

menage e trois was meant for 2 ladies and a man DUH…Any real man should have enough lovin’ to go around.


7/2/2009 8:14:20 AM

Umm, according to the arrest report, she was hit in the face before stabbing anyone. The Camera article is a bit unclear, but read as a timeline it indicates she was hit as a result of stabbing the men. That’s a pretty nice jaw swelling she has in the photo.

I’m not sure how I’d feel if I were hit that hard. I might want to stab someone, too. I wouldn’t give anyone a stabbing, but I might want to.


7/2/2009 8:34:11 AM

Well, well, another case of upping the violence to stop the violence.

Imagine the possibilities if she had a gun?


7/2/2009 8:57:33 AM

Posted by saraconrd on July 2, 2009 at 8:14 a.m. (Suggest removal)

Crack, they were smoking crack. With a child present. Got that? Calling it methamphetamine in Niwot and crack in Longmont still means the same thing.

Crack is wack. Don’t do it, even once.


ummm…..crack and meth are 2 different things.


7/2/2009 8:57:37 AM

To the tune of the song “FAME”

METH! I’m gonna cook it in Longmont.

I’m gonna learn how to fly

METH! Bang my buddy’s ole’ lady in Niwot.

door’s open ‘case the kid starts to cry.

METH! Three way front page on the Camera.

Baby what a crazy night..

remember, remember, remember….



7/2/2009 9:19:35 AM

You geographically challenged folks in Boulder should look at a map and find Niwot.

This one had nothing to do with Longmont.We don’t claim it and we don’t want it – no matter how funny it may be.


7/2/2009 10:17:06 AM

Quentin Tarantino has just acquired the movie rights


7/2/2009 10:20:57 AM

Its sex, drugs and ROCK AND ROLL…. folks…

can’t they get it right in Niwot?


7/2/2009 10:24:11 AM

Posted by Darling1 “You geographically challenged folks in Boulder should look at a map and find Niwot.”

OK. Try this. Look up the NIWOT Market. Guess what it’s address is?

7980 Niwot Rd, LONGMONT, CO 80503

Niwot is simply an expanded neighborhood association of folks who are trying to disassociate themselves from Longmont, but they’re not exactly succeeding.


7/2/2009 10:29:58 AM

Okay, let’s see … “Woman stabs Boyfriend” would get about 20 comments. But add “During Threesome” and the article gets 120 comments.

I can easily see that Boulder’s got a hidden obsession.


7/2/2009 11:14:55 AM

IXLR82I would also like to start safe meth-smoking threesomes.Now, about the nursery door. Open for listening for baby or closed to prevent secondhand smoke? Which one do you deem most responsible?


7/2/2009 11:21:47 AM

“Posted by Chris on July 2, 2009 at 10:20 a.m. : Quentin Tarantino has just acquired the movie rights”

Naw…not Tarantino.The Coen Brothers.

7/2/2009 11:44:56 AM

I’ll bet she could suck the chrome off of a hitch ball!

7/2/2009 11:46:59 AM

“Naw…not Tarantino. The Coen Brothers.”

I’d go see that. Who’s in it? Steve Buscemi, for sure.


7/2/2009 12:12:32 PM

Quote: “Naw…not Tarantino. The Coen Brothers.”


No go with Todd Phillips (The Hangover) This could be the teaser for “The Hangover 2” Ed Helms as Griffin, Heather Graham as Brooks and Zach Galifianakis as his best friend Clint Cadigan!


7/2/2009 12:54:18 PM

So much for “What happens in Niwot stays in Niwot.”

7/2/2009 1:27:14 PM

A ten word headline and you screen writer wannabe’s want to make a film

7/2/2009 1:59:11 PM

Why not Niwot?



7/2/2009 2:05:04 PM

‘ I’ll bet she could suck the chrome off of a hitch ball! ‘

Uh, I dont think so…did ya read the police report ?…apparantly, she needed some help…

Thats what started the whole fracas…


7/2/2009 2:21:01 PM

lefthand, love the Fame/Niwot song, great stuff. I have to go with Ibbits, definitely Coen Bro material.


7/2/2009 3:09:47 PM

Im sorry this is too funny to let go…in the report I can’t really tell if it was a husband wife combo bj that started the fight (trying not to throw up).


7/2/2009 3:34:07 PM

Doley shite it was!


7/2/2009 3:36:41 PM

Check this out also-

Larimer County and Boulder County in a perversion contest.Who’s the winner?


7/2/2009 3:40:50 PM

what’s the record for posts on DC? Can we set the record with this topic? fadetoblack, are you a facking gob shite Irishman/woman?


7/2/2009 3:49:15 PM

proud facking gob shite Irishman…I’ve had 4 days of laughter with this one


7/2/2009 4:19:25 PM

Since it was blank and blank who started giving blank a bj that started this whole thing, I’d be willing to bet that it was the fiancees as the blowers and the guest as the blowee.

He didn’t read the fine print…

“Caution, you will smoke dope, have three-way sex and get not one, but TWO bjs at the SAME TIME!Aren’t you a lucky, lucky boy?”


7/2/2009 4:31:52 PM

fadetoblack,Slainte. and it only gets better, read on all.


7/2/2009 5:06:35 PM

Not hard to figure out the redactions given the size of the blackouts and the lengths of their names:

The three of them began engaging in sexual intercourse. xxxxxx preformed oral sex on both xxxxxxx and xxxxxxxx and also had sexual intercourse with both men. xxxxxxxx and xxxxxx then began performing oral sex on xxxxxxx. xxxxxxx became upset that xxxxxxxx was performing oral sex on him and they all began arguing. Brooks and Ruffin Griffin began yelling at each other and Ruffin Griffin hit Brooks in the face causing the injury to her jaw.


7/2/2009 6:47:27 PM

And what is the point of redacting the infant’s name through 90% of the document, then publishing this near the end? –

James Griffin was asleep in the bedroom adjoining the living room.


7/2/2009 6:49:10 PM

Seems like Hillary ran into Barry Hussain and Slick Willie again!

(or was it Slick’s brother who was called the coke shop-vac?)

Anyway, the “back stabbing”, sex, drugs, etc. part is the same.


7/2/2009 8:58:49 PM

There was a young threesome from Niwot

Whose sex energy was quite high watt

They mixed knives with meth

And, quoth Lady Macbeth,

The bloodstain wouldn’t scrub “Out, damn’d spot!”


7/2/2009 11:07:29 PM

Sniff, sniff… sorry… it’s just when everyone on these boards comes together like this… it gets me all verklempt.


7/3/2009 9:19:52 AM

The thick plottens


7/3/2009 10:06:56 PM

Now, if I was whacked on Meth I would fight a guy to twist one out into the Doug-like growth on her face… totally understandable.


7/4/2009 2:44:41 PM

Looks like Abby Toll a few years from now…

a poster child…

instead of age progression/meth progression.


7/4/2009 10:30:31 PM

Who would have sex with her?


7/5/2009 3:29:06 AM

Yo, phan2001 it don`t matter whether you point a pinkie or leave the seat in the up or down position,2 women that engage in a 3 some are NOT ladies…but welcome here anytime!


7/5/2009 7:47:22 PM

She is sexier than a new set of snow tires!

Mounted,but definitely NOT balanced


7/5/2009 7:50:21 PM

Last but certainly not least…

According to the sheriff’s report, the door to the bedroom was left open during the drug use, fighting and stabbing so that Brooks could hear if the child cried.

…Putting to rest once and for allnot all trailer people have wheels on their houses AND while engaged in knuckle dragging, hair down,full on irresponsible behavior some do have the where with all to actually exercise model parenting skills!


7/5/2009 8:11:11 PM

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