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Lindsay Lohan appears at her hearing in court Friday. Her probation has been extended for another year.
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Lindsay Lohan appears at her hearing in court Friday. Her probation has been extended for another year.

Lindsay Lohan recently added another year of probation to her three-year sentence after failing to complete alcohol education classes.

TMZ reports that Lohan requested a leave of absence from the required classes to leave the state for work.

And by leave the state for work, she meant embark on the demise of fashion empire Ungaro (while morphing into a gangly meth grandma).


Christy Fantz dishes the dirt daily on her Hollywood Headaches blog.

Ungaro asked Lohan to serve as “artistic advisor” to revive the brand.

Predictably, that didn’t work out so hot — as seen at Paris Fashion Week.

At least her family’s got her back. It’s not like they’re hitting up the daytime trash tube to berate her.

Well would you look at that — her dad totally did.

Watch Michael Lohan verbally vomit on his daughter at a local baby daddy testing show near you. “Maury” on Oct. 27, to be precise.

I want to be a Lohan when I grow up.

Pratt arrested

Calm down — it’s not. Don’t we all wish it had been Spencer?

Rather, Stephanie Pratt, of “The Hills” (Spencer’s younger sister), was arrested Sunday morning on suspicion of drinking and driving.

This news is solely relevant to me if the back half of her car was impaled by a rocket while Spencer and Heidi were riding bitch.

Yeah, I said it.

Polanski depressed in jail

The Oscar-winning director Roman Polanski is depressed in jail.

Say it isn’t so.

The 76-year-old actor has been removed from jail for medical attention for the second time since his arrest last month, according to his lawyer.

“His general condition is no longer satisfactory,” his lawyer said in a radio interview.

Polanski is wanted by U.S. authorities for having sex with a 13-year-old girl in 1977. After pleading guilty, he fled the country.

“But the situation isn’t easy for any prisoners, even less so for a man the age of Polanski,” his lawyer said in the interview.

Oh, so now we’re going to talk age? Well, I wasn’t going to say anything, but…



Quote of the week

“I’m not going to lie — it’s not annoying, it’s hurtful. It’s really hurtful that people say that. Because he is like the most awesome person,” Jennifer Love Hewitt said to People, about the rumor that her boyfriend Jamie Kennedy wants to sleep with other women.

No, Jennifer, he’s like, totally, like way not as hot as you, so, like, don’t even worry about it.

Now excuse me while I go wash my mouth out with literature.