Steve Cady
Ugly Christmas sweaters for the whole gang!

Ugly Christmas sweaters.

It’s so wrong, it’s hot.

With ads all over Craigslist for horrid sweater parties, it seems like everybody’s doing it this year.

There are four days until Christmas. Get out there and show some holiday spirit by donning gay apparel.

Here are five types of sweaters to snatch up.

1 Old school sweater

Savers, 695 S. Broadway St., Boulder

Go vintage with the old-school, ’70s- ’80s style sweaters. Savers should have a super selection of awesomely scratchy wool accented pullovers with puffy sleeves and hideous designs.

Info: savers.com, 303-499-6979

2 Bedazzled sweater

Kohl’s, 919 W. Dillon Road, Louisville

Check out the old lady department at Kohl’s — you know, the section with the elastic pants and sweatsuits? Go all out — look for one with glittered trees, sequined snowflakes and jingle bells.

Info: kohls.com, 303-665-2200

3 Sweater vest

JC Penney, 955 S. Hover St., Longmont

There’s nothing like wearing a turtleneck nestled under a vested sweater — and if the vest is decked out in crocheted Christmas lights, even better. Add some flair with one of those jingle bell necklaces over the turtleneck. Damn, you are lookin’ good!

Info: jcpenney.com, 303-85-6068

4 Photo sweatshirt

Walmart, 9499 Sheridan Blvd, Westminster

Get a group of friends and deck yourselves out in Santa hats. Head to Walmart’s Portrait Studio and take a group photo. Have that photo screen printed on red sweatshirts. Seriously. You will be the hit of every party.

Info: walmart.com, 303-427-9157

5 Make your own

Michaels, 4800 Baseline Road, Boulder

Get some puffy paint, festive sequined appliques, beads, ribbon, pipe cleaners, jingle bells, fake snow, what have you. Deck the hell out of a cheap sweatshirt. You are one of the last standing true artists. Man, you make me proud.

Info: michaels.com, 303-494-2008

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