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Jennifer Aniston and Gerard Butler aren t fooling us.
Jennifer Aniston and Gerard Butler aren t fooling us.

And in overexposed, burnt-to-a-crisp and beaten-to-bloody-hell news: Jennifer Aniston and Gerard Butler are not dating.

The “Bounty Hunter” costars are simply putting on a publicity stunt so you’ll go to their damn movie.

Don’t do it. It ends just like that one rom-com she was in. And that other one. And that other one. And that other one. (We could do this all page).

Anyway, it appears Butler may have commitment issues.

More Headaches

Christy Fantz dishes the dirt daily on her Hollywood Headaches blog.

“I’m not a big relationship guy. One of my vices is, I’m too wrapped up in myself and not always in a good way,” Butler told Men’s Journal.

Just what Jen ordered. Brad Pitt? John Mayer? Vince Vaughn?

Queen O

O, The Oprah Magazine is celebrating its 10th birthday in May with a weekend of “lifeshop” seminars in New York.

You can lifeshop the hell out of things with seminars like “Nailing Narcissist,” “Paint the Town Your Face” and “Shh. Oprah’s Under Your Chair” all offered for the small price of 83 percent of a human heart.

Heed: You’ll leave with no supplementary knowledge.

Well, it’s none of your damn business. Why would lady O give up her tricks of sovereignty?

But! The consolation prize is 120 Oprah-littered magazine covers under each chair and an Oprah doll signed by Oprah’s pen that reads “Oprah.”

You asked for it

Rielle Hunter, the mistress of John Edwards, “cried for two hours” after seeing her photos spread in a recent interview with GQ magazine.

Hunter appears pantsless with a white-collared dress shirt.


She spilled it to “The View” hosts and said she trusted the photographer and “went with the flow.”

Someone forgot to send Hunter the memo that art directors only remove flaws via airbrush — they don’t add pants.

Oh the Pratts

MTV has booted Spencer Pratt from “The Hills” for six weeks and ordered him to take anger management classes for throwing a tantrum on the set after threatening a female producer.

“He got so crazy that he screamed at (her), ‘I should kill you for even asking me to do that!'” a source told Us magazine.

When the plastic surgeon was slicing and dicing his wife, Heidi Montag, the doc should have removed that grotesque flesh-colored-bearded man-growth from her back.

And speaking of that natural beauty: Montag was just cast in her first feature film!

No, contrary to common belief, it isn’t a substandard bikini romp in horse manure filmed by her hubby.

True story: She will make a cameo appearance in “Just Go With It,” a romantic comedy starring Adam Sandler, Jennifer Aniston and Nicole Kidman.

Ugh. Those three just bottomed out at Miley Cyrus, ya’ll.

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