Katy Perry said her fiance Russell Brand has been “a total bridezilla” in planning the couple’s wedding.
“He’s like a freak, man,” Perry told MTV News. “You should see — he’s always, like, buying bride magazines. Every time we go out for breakfast he’s like, ‘Can we just stop and get a bride magazine?'”
Russ, do you want some balls with that estrogen?
At least we can count on him donning a handsome dress. Vera Wang?
Perry said being engaged has been “fabulous” and that it’s better than she imagined.
Perhaps because you’ve only been dating him for three minutes.
Give it a hot month or two and your fists will be rivaling his reflection for face time.
The couple is registered at Hair Spray ‘R’ Us.
In keeping fashion with her waning public image, seeming agoraphobia and an acquisition of shakes and withdrawals when separated from a computer, it appears Demi Moore is basking in yet another coveted title: Twitter police.
Since Moore spends more time on Twitter than Lindsay Lohan’s rolled Benjamins do up her nose, Demi called out Kim Kardashian for using the word “pimpin'” in a Tweet.
“Are you using the word ‘pimpin’ as in pimping?” Demi Tweeted.
“Doesn’t everyone? LOL… Nothing wrong with dancing to Big Pimpin’ by Jay Z in the club! Having a girls night out, gotta love that song!” Kim Tweeted back (cyber *whap* for the “LOL”).
Demi Tweeted on, stating that a pimp is a slave owner and the desensitization of the meaning of the word needs to stop.
Cue halo on Demi’s head. Cue Jeff Buckley’s “Hallelujah.” Cue fog machine. Cue Angelina Jolie with a Jesus beard.
In related news, every big pimpin’ rapper in Los Angeles area rolled up to Demi’s Beverly Hills hood and pimp-slapped the shit out of her for degrading their top-used lyric.
Martin leaves the closet
And now for middle-aged gay men finally dumping the walk-in closet news:
Following in Sean Hayes’ delayed footsteps, Ricky Martin told the closet he wanted to see other men on Monday.
After dodging questions about his sexuality for years, he has confirmed he is gay in a statement on his Web site:
“I am proud to say that I am a fortunate homosexual man. I am very blessed to be who I am.”
Kudos Ricky. Big wet smooch.
However, I gasped louder when I heard boxed wine was on sale at Liquor Mart.
Quote of the week
“I don’t think my show serves anybody … it’s fun, but it’s stupid,” Jerry Springer told TMZ when asked if his show could benefit Octomom Nadya Suleman.
If by “fun” you mean for sister-slamming, Busch Light-swigging honkys, then, yeah.