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Zach Galifianakis is not happy about something. We know why.
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Zach Galifianakis is not happy about something. We know why.

Zach Galifianakis told Comedy Death Ray Radio that he’s not pleased with something on the set of a current film he’s shooting.

“I’m in a deep protest right now with a movie I’m working on, up in arms about something.”

I know why!

The New York Post just reported that Mel Gibson will make a cameo in “The Hangover 2” as a tattoo artist.

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Zach G. didn’t mention “The Hangover 2” nor Gibson in the interview, but we all know nobody wants that swine on set.

But, hey, look! This just in: Somebody likes Mel.

“He is truly the most loved man in the film business, so, hopefully that stands for something,” Jodie Foster recently told reporters.

No. No it doesn’t, Jodie. At all.

Meet me in the alley in 30. I’ll bring the paddle.

Swift dogs Mayer (allegedly)

Taylor Swift has a new song.

Hollywood Headaches doesn’t care.

I know you do. But you’re lame.

The song is called “Dear John,” and is reportedly about John Mayer (according to celeb blogs).

That girl does like to air out her chastity belt rendezvous via song.

The duo collaborated on a song last year and was rumored to be nailing. (By nailing, I mean over-the-blouse petting.)

She cries in song: “Don’t you think 19’s too young/To be played/By your dark, twisted games/When I loved you so.”

Swift told Yahoo! News that “everyone will know, so I don’t really have to send out e-mails on this one.”

As much as Hollywood Headaches would love to execute vengeance upon personal life brutes through prose, I have class.

Ha! Class. I put the ass in class. (Physically. I moon.)

Granted, Mayer is a top-notch assbag, but that fairytale that Taylor dubs a “love life” will shrivel up if she persistently washes her dirty panties in public.

Did Simpson boot the troops?

Jessica Simpson reportedly booted a singing group of veterans off of a Christmas special planned for November.

The group’s cammies weren’t good enough for you, Jess?

Let’s discuss those high-waisted pants you wore at that Florida chili cookoff thing last year.

Those were worse than your dad’s spiked highlights and your sister-in-law, Pete Wentz.

“Jessica’s dad, Joe Simpson, effectively kicked them off the show because he didn’t like what they were wearing… They were told they couldn’t perform unless they were wearing tuxedos,” a source told New York Post’s Page Six.

The rep for Simpson said the song was cut due to time.

“I am so disappointed and angry, I threw up when I got back to my room,” said singer Sgt. Daniel Jens.

I did too, Sarge. But probably because I drink Kentucky Deluxe.

Christy Fantz’s Hollywood Headaches runs every Wednesday in the Colorado Daily.