Good morning. We’re a little late because, well, it took me forever to get in via foot and bus! Sorry!
It’s feeling doubly holiday-y today, so I thought I’d do up a holiday edition of “Start Here.”
That was drawn by Mel Roach, whose site features disturbing and inappropriate content, which is exactly what you’ll get if you click this. So don’t say you weren’t warned.
3. OK, now for some news. Here’s what not to do when ordering a pizza. Because it’s illegal.
The 22-year-old deliveryman told police he delivered a pizza to Lucas’ home at 6:25 p.m. Dec. 11. According to the police report, the man said he retrieved additional items from his car and, when he returned to the front door, Lucas invited him in and was on his knees in the foyer. The man told police Lucas offered him extra money to let him perform fellatio.
4. What would make you want a phone that tracked your actions, told you not to go to the bar and asked for a urine sample? Well, probably a life of substance abuse that you want to put behind you.
5. Morning music for a soft, quiet day out there.