J essica Simpson had a baby last week and named the girl Maxwell.
They plan to call her Maxi.
Neat. A long skirt, dress or coat, if you will.
I prefer the femme diaper.
What a pretty dude
Brad Pitt will be the new spokesmodel for Chanel No. 5’s ad campaign.
Hold please.
Paging Ms. No. 5, there’s a call for you on line Fantz.
“Bonjour. Oui. Oui?”
Weeeeee!
“Greetings, Ms. No. 5. Did you know Brad’s a dude?”
Sure, he sometimes swings Clooney, but I’m pretty sure at times he feigns nailing Angie.
Oui? Weeeeee!
Bells will ring
A new track by Kanye West features the ghett-prose: “I saw you in the club in a white dress/Now I want to put you in a white dress.”
Well I saw you in da club, bottle full of bub.
False. I don’t go to clubs of your caliber, dandy boy.
Groan. Kanye’s lyrics are serenading Kim Kardashian.
Ah, the pair is paving the demise of the “celebrity.”
