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College students don’t need a good reason to be hungry at 1 a.m.
They just don’t.
Whether you’re up all night studying, up all night partying or up all night binge watching “Game of Thrones” (seriously, you haven’t seen it yet?), odds are you’re going to get damn hungry damn late sometime during your “academic career” at the University of Colorado.
And since college kids are, generally speaking, young and spry and have not physically deteriorated to the point where eating at burger at 1 a.m. forces you to manually pump your own heart in order to keep on living (wow, um, dark, guy who wrote this), y’all can sit back and enjoy whatever high-calorie goodness Boulder’s many late night eateries so graciously churn out.
Here are a couple solid options around Boulder for you to assuage those almost certainly natural and not at all illegally-induced late night munchie attacks:
1134 13th St.
Open 24 hours
Every black-and-gold-bleeding, dyed-in-the-wool Buffalo knows about University Hill Market & Deli, aka — and really, pretty much exclusively known as — Smelly Deli. If for some odd reason you aren’t accustomed to this magical bodega, you better ask somebody. Or better yet get your ass over to Uni Hill and check it out.
The Smelly Deli has a menu tailor-made for college students: Cheesy fries, mozzarella sticks, chicken shawarma, chocolate cake, the steak and cheese wrap, and the list goes on.
Smelly Deli doubles as a convenience/tiny grocery store, so any gas-station type food and materials you can think of are on the table here as well. This way you can grab your evening gut-buster and a bottle of aspirin for tomorrow morning in one convenient stop.
Smelly Deli is a hive for Buffs, which adds a social element to the experience. Dozens of haggard students will wait for their food at the counter, making for some great people watching and conversations. Much respect to the cooks at the Smelly Deli, whipping up food for college kids ain’t no picnic.
1320 College Ave.
8 a.m.-10:30 p.m. Monday-Wednesday; 8 a.m.-2:30 a.m. Thursday-Friday; 9 a.m.-2:30 a.m. Saturday; 10 a.m.-10:30 p.m. Sunday
1447 Pearl St.
Open until 2:30 a.m. on Friday and Saturday nights.
Unlike those softies at similar burrito spots that close before midnight, Illegal Pete’s burrito-istos (and -istas) keep on rolling until 2:30 a.m. Thursday through Saturday nights.
Illegal Pete’s has a diverse menu for a fast-paced burrito shop with many choices that aren’t available everywhere: fish burritos, taquitos, and the option to stuff potatoes in your burrito. Might the Colorado Daily recommend a chicken burrito with Pete’s unique poblano-based pesto sauce in it? Might it? (Editor’s note: You totally just did, writer, but I’d add that I like Pete’s because they mix up your burrito’s guts before they wrap it up. It’s brilliant.)
Not to mention, if you’re of age, the Pete’s on the Hill is one of a small and dwindling number of full-service bars in the area, with a wide assortment of beers and daily happy hour from 3 to 8 p.m. Vamos!
1325 Broadway St. #108
Dine in or carry out only
659 30th St.
Dine in, carry out or delivery
11 a.m.-2 a.m. daily at both locations
During the day, the number of customers at Cosmo’s won’t “wow” you. You’ll find people casually filtering in like any other restaurant in Boulder. Late at night, especially on the weekends, Cosmo’s on the Hill looks more like a stampede as Buffs line up well beyond the doors to get a slice or two of pizza and some of Cosmo’s other-worldly Spicy Ranch.
Cosmo’s isn’t that big of a place to begin with, but there is something to be said for waiting outside in the winter to get pizza, and believe us it happens here and it’s worth the wait.
The 30th Street store is conveniently located across from the Williams Village dorm complex, and provides a good late-night option for all those neglected, off-campus slacker freshman. It also delivers until 2 a.m., which comes in awful handy no matter where you live in Boulder.
1911 Broadway St.
4 p.m.-midnight daily
Cookies and desserts delivered to your door until midnight? Could life offer anything better? Don’t answer that, because it can’t.
Boulder may be a city filled with quinoa and kale chips, but this town definitely has a sweet tooth. The family-owned Boulder Baked has sold mountains of fresh-baked cookies over recent years, offering flavors ranging from your classic chocolate chip to the more adventurous oatmeal white chocolate cherry, to everything. Yes, there is an “everything” option. While the cookies are unreal, don’t forget the cupcakes, brownies or cakes. Or the ice cream sandwiches, milkshakes and pies.
Boulder Baked also puts together care packages, so you can send yourself one in case your mom forgets.
Pearl Street Pub & Cellar
1108 Pearl St.
Open until 2 a.m. (bar time: 1:30 a.m.) every night
There’s no way around it, the fried mac ‘n’ cheese gets people going. And by “going” I’m talking about the excitement and enthusiasm the fried masterpiece brings into the pub. The Pub’s got all of the late night bar food you need — burgers, wings and fries that are a must try. The drink specials here are on-point, and we can’t dismiss the fact that this place has pool tables, foosball, darts and the occasional live band to bring everything together.
Don’t forget to kiss the buffalo if it’s your birthday, and keep an eye out for a beautiful display of some great Denver Broncos’ history hiding in plain sight in the cellar.
1509 Arapahoe Ave.
Open 10:30 a.m. to midnight Sunday through Thursday and until 3 a.m. Friday and Saturday
Bored with pizza or French fries? Try Pita Pit. It’s a simple, healthy late-night alternative. Like a Subway, only open late, tasty and all your ingredients are stuffed into a pita wrap.
Just choose your pita, fillings, toppings, sauce and cheese, and you’re set with a Lebanese-style pita sandwich. Try the classic gyro or the chicken souvlaki if you’re a meat eater, and the falafel if you’re a veggie. This joint also offers late-night delivery without going through a middleman delivery service.
1622 Broadway St.
Open until 12:30 a.m. Sunday-Wednesday, 3 a.m. Thursday-Saturday
D.P. Dough’s insane assortment of calzones make this spot the perfect place to pick up a some much needed sustenance after a long night out. With options including your standard sausage and pepperoni, the veggie-packed Garden ‘Zone, all the way to breakfast-y yet served-all-night eggs, bacon, potatoes, sausage and cheddar-stuffed Sunny ‘Zono, it’s not hard to find at least one you’ll dig.
Plus, that place has wings, cookies and tater tots. What’s not to love?
Half Fast Subs
1215 13th St.
Open until 1 a.m. Thursday-Saturday
If you’re the indecisive type, Half Fast is either your best friend or your worst nightmare. This Uni Hill staple offers over 100 varieties of the classic American sub sandwich and claims, perhaps realistically, that it may have the largest sandwich menu in the U.S.
For those of legal imbibing age, try out — but be wary of — Half Fast’s legendary 32-ounce Strong Island ice teas.
2905 Baseline Road
Open 24 hours
You know the drill — you’ve been hitting up Denny’s for late-night eats and coffee refills since your high school days. Go and do what you already know how to do. Just try not to drive the servers crazy. It’s not an easy job, OK?
1675 28th St.
Open 24 hours
If you’re from North America, odds are fantastic you’ve heard of this ubiquitous diner chain as well. Without much in the way of 24-hour, sit-down joints in Boulder, it’s nice to have these two standbys available for some simple late-night fare and free coffee refills.
Contact Camera Staff Writer Joe Rubino at 303-473-1328 or firstname.lastname@example.org