Central Features Editor

Christy Fantz

Christy Fantz has been covering Boulder's features beat for 15 years. As a longtime columnist for the Colorado Daily and current features editor for Boulder County newspapers, Fantz enjoys temporarily rendering readers' jaws agape with a little love tase now and again. It keeps us young.

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I was standing at the bar, talking to a friend when a man reached under my dress, between my legs and swiped my privates as he walked out the door.

Fantz in Your Pants: Look at that hog

September 13, 2019 at 6:45 pm

I was standing at the bar, talking to a friend when a man reached under my dress, between my legs and swiped my privates as he walked out the door.

As I sat belly-up to the bar with Science, I explained that so many of my problems in past relationships have revolved around a lack of understanding when it comes to emotions — on both sides. If I’m sad and want to cry, I’ll unabashedly weep

Fantz in Your Pants: Science, let us cry it out

September 6, 2019 at 6:07 pm

As I sat belly-up to the bar with Science, I explained that so many of my problems in past relationships have revolved around a lack of understanding when it comes...

As I sat in my BFF’s backyard under a canopy of rippling Aspen trees, I glugged my coffee mug of wine, savoring some rare serenity. Abutting my zen space, the squeaking began.

Fantz in Your Pants: Franco vs. The Mouse

August 31, 2019 at 4:00 am

As I sat in my BFF’s backyard under a canopy of rippling Aspen trees, I glugged my coffee mug of wine, savoring some rare serenity. Abutting my zen space, the...

Operation experimentation: College is a time to get weird

August 26, 2019 at 6:58 am

When I started at the Colorado Daily 1 million years ago, my colleagues and I coined an immense catalogue of ridiculous songs, phrases and jingles about our daily newsroom duties...

Fantz in Your Pants: Asthma attack or panic attack?

August 10, 2019 at 8:13 am

12/28/17 We just had an argument whether my shopping list told him to get condensed or evaporated milk for my xmas fudge. Fucking 40, man. Over it. The argument got...

Fantz in Your Pants: Vintage condoms and iPorn

August 2, 2019 at 5:50 am

Fantz: Is a 1958 rubber still a viable product to use? — The Silver Foxes My Fox Friends: Let me give you some background on how my dear Silver Fox,...

Fantz in Your Pants: Doppelgängbang, strung-out millennials and an acerbic Gen-Xer

July 20, 2019 at 6:47 am

I have a doppelgänger, I guess. Some famous broad on TV, according to most people and their ancestry tree. This has never happened to me before. I resemble the unique,...

Fantz In Your Pants: Dracula’s got nothing on these

July 13, 2019 at 6:34 am

Mosquitoes don’t love me like they once did. I feel used, eaten up and spit out. As Maggie Gyllenhaal eloquently said in “Donnie Darko,” they can “go suck a fuck.”...

Fantz in Your Pants: By the skin of my teeth

July 6, 2019 at 6:55 am

I have teeth pain and I have to go to the dentist, but I’m terrified. It all started when I was 12. I arrived at the dentist after school for...

Welcome back to Boulder, Deadheads. Can we abide by traffic laws now? I’m looking at you, California. The blinker isn’t ornamental, fools. Now that you’re back and ready to dance like it’s 1969, might as well pick up some cannabis, melt away and ride the weekend hard and long. We’ve compiled some after parties for […]

Golden Road to Dead & Company after parties, late-night munchies

July 5, 2019 at 11:52 am

Welcome back to Boulder, Deadheads. Can we abide by traffic laws now? I’m looking at you, California. The blinker isn’t ornamental, fools. Now that you’re back and ready to dance...