John Bear

This is a loose remake of “Encino Man,” but without the lame Sean Astin character, Dave, who acts like a jerk the entire movie and somehow gets the hot blonde...

So it turns out house cats are an ancient race of evil aliens who descended to earth en masse centuries ago to conquer and destroy.

I felt the need to move beyond obsessively watching music videos on YouTube, mostly “The Humpty Dance” by Digital Underground, and lurking in indie record shops while scouring the earth...

My origin story is humble enough. I came out of a bucket of kittens at the humane society. I cost $7. 

Let me start from the beginning. I’m a huge fan of Bad Religion. If punk is not in your wheelhouse, Bad Religion is a band from Los Angeles formed the year...

Now that I’m a freelance writer and pastry maker who is branching out into organized crime, seems like a delightful way to waste time on a dark December afternoon in...

I watched 1987s “The Monster Squad” on Saturday night because I ran out of energy doing that three-hour-long-fruitless-slog-through-every-Roku-channel-until-I-cry-out-in-frustration death march I do every Saturday night. 

When I entered the professional world in 2006, the first newspaper that would have me paid a not-too-princely sum of $9.63 an hour plus mileage reimbursement.