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How to drain your flagon for a cheap night out in Boulder
Listen here, dear padawans. Life is expensive. Especially in Boulder and especially in 2018. It's so goddamn expensive. Here, the author paused to consider the plainly visible toothpaste stain on...
Boulder’s top breakfast spots
Sigh. Listen. I'm a breakfast hater. I don't get it. I'm the only writer in this whole fucking place who hates breakfast and yet, here I am again, writing in...
Boulder caffeine & cafes: Listen, hunty. Here’s the tea (and coffee).
The America we know today was built on the back of four very important ideas, my friend — a healthy disrespect for crown-clad authority figures, slavery, racism and decimating the...
Breakfast in Boulder: Buffaquiles, bloody marys and Benedicts
I have a confession. I don't really get breakfast. I don't think it's the most important meal of the day. The most important meal of the day is the one...
Boulder thrift stores: Where to find cheap clothes and housewares
OK. Come here. Closer. Closer. That's close enough. Back up. I'm going to tell you a secret. Ready? If you're paying full price for anything, you're a sucker.* *Important exceptions...
Rules for your h*ckin’ cute pupper
OK, so you live in Boulder and want a dog. That's completely understandable. I have a doggo and he's great. He spends most of his time as a dog-shaped rug...
Buffs school spirit: Paint your face and run with an ungulate
CU Buffs fans are so spirited, it actually cost the university money last year. Excited spectators rushed the field during the last football season, causing CU to face at least...
What is this sandwitchery?
Look, to be a real person, you need to know how to make yourself a sandwich. And when you've burned out on some basic PB&J bullshit, you should go out,...
Companion critters: Even dogs have rules to follow in Boulder
Dogs and open space• Not sure if your dog must be leashed? Check bit.ly/dog-regs to find out. • To be off-leash, dog owners must be certified with a Voice and...
Stargazing: Galaxies are so hot right now
Stargazing tips• Tell someone where you're going and when you plan to return. Make sure it's someone who is at least casually interested in your well-being. • It's colder at...