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Bear With Me

God bless HBO late-night 1995.

Bear with Me: The future is bleak, but so am I

March 25, 2020 at 2:50 p.m.

The empty shelves in the produce and meat sections made me nervous.

Bear With Me: Grocery shopping in a pandemic

March 18, 2020 at 1:07 p.m.

When the Republican Party nominated a fire-breathing dragon as its candidate for president in 2024, the beast burned and scorched millions more.

Bear with Me: Mad Max Foodie Road

March 11, 2020 at 4:41 p.m.

My innocence died alongside Macaulay Culkin that day.

Bear with Me: ‘My Girl’ lied to me

March 4, 2020 at 2:08 p.m.

I wouldn’t say I’m a room-service type of person, I’ve always felt that mountains should be admired from a safe distance, say 20 miles.

Bear with Me: Camping sucks

February 24, 2020 at 4:45 p.m.

The deep slush of nervousness and anxiety that permeate my being cause flu viruses to get depressed and kill themselves once they enter my body.

Bear With Me: The sad suicide of Influenza Virus A

February 19, 2020 at 2:11 p.m.

My high school friend Micah, who fancied himself a rapper, begged his dad to buy him about $2,000 of music-making software and a keyboard.

Bear With Me: My brief, wondrous career as a hip-hop producer

February 12, 2020 at 12:21 p.m.

My name is Sally. I’m looking forward to heaven. I’m a shoe-in. I’ve lived a good life. I recycled and ate cage-free eggs.

Bear With Me: Sally goes to heaven

February 5, 2020 at 12:03 p.m.

This is a loose remake of “Encino Man,” but without the lame Sean Astin character, Dave, who acts like a jerk the entire movie and somehow gets the hot blonde at the denouement.

Bear with Me: Idea for a movie: ‘Caveman Assassin’

January 29, 2020 at 4:45 p.m.

So it turns out house cats are an ancient race of evil aliens who descended to earth en masse centuries ago to conquer and destroy.

Bear with Me: ‘Idea for an animated move: It came from the litter box’

January 22, 2020 at 4:45 p.m.

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