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Fantz in Your Pants

Apply to Covid University now to be seduced by a hotbed of germ activity and to slip into a hot bed of sloppy seconds.

Fantz in Your Pants: Youthquake at Covid University

By Christy Fantz

March 12, 2021 at 9:03 a.m.

Aren’t you all ancient enough to be in the first wave of shots for the elderly? But really, good for you, Foxes, for getting shots. I’ll do some shots for your shots tonight.

Fantz in Your Pants: Silver Foxes have their shots and are ready to party

By Christy Fantz

February 26, 2021 at 8:00 a.m.

So now we have a lion.

Fantz in Your Pants: Trimming the dog on wine

By Christy Fantz

February 15, 2021 at 5:26 p.m.

Pharmaceutical ads are out of control.

Fantz in Your Pants: Let’s do drugs and pee fire

By Christy Fantz

February 5, 2021 at 9:00 a.m.

Outfits shouldn’t reflect on work performance, so keep your perverted eyes off your co-workers’ bits.

Fantz in Your Pants: There will be cleavage

By Christy Fantz

January 29, 2021 at 9:00 a.m.

There was an old man who swallowed a fly. I don’t know why he swallowed a fly.

Fantz in Your Pants: A nursery rhyme for old No. 45

By Christy Fantz

January 22, 2021 at 10:42 a.m.

The life of a dear friend was cut short.

Fantz in Your Pants: Shine on you crazy Diamond Dave

By Christy Fantz

January 8, 2021 at 9:00 a.m.

I’m going to ride this high like a clambake in Matthew McConaughey’s Lincoln.

Fantz in Your Pants: Hap-hap-happiest Christmas

By Christy Fantz

December 25, 2020 at 8:30 a.m.

In the first month of 2020, the Year of the Rat sent to me, a fresh start to the nth degree.

Fantz in Your Pants: The 12 months of 2020

By Christy Fantz

December 18, 2020 at 9:00 a.m.

Fantz in Your Pants: Bermuda triangle of despair

Fantz in Your Pants: Bermuda triangle of despair

By Christy Fantz

December 4, 2020 at 9:48 a.m.

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