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Fantz in Your Pants

All you have to do is slap on a smile as you feel literal cups of fluid gush through you.

Fantz in Your Pants: His briefs runneth over

By Christy Fantz

May 7, 2021 at 12:19 p.m.

Fantz in Your Pants: Blasted be the faux utopia

Fantz in Your Pants: Blasted be the faux utopia

By Christy Fantz

April 30, 2021 at 9:00 a.m.

Remember us, back then in our pot leaf leggings/meggings, chillin’ on the quad, lit like misfits, rolling around in fish fertilizer with a brick of dirt weed in our back pockets?

Fantz in Weed’s Pants: Remember those fast times at 4/20 high?

By Christy Fantz

April 19, 2021 at 1:49 p.m.

Apply to Covid University now to be seduced by a hotbed of germ activity and to slip into a hot bed of sloppy seconds.

Fantz in Your Pants: Youthquake at Covid University

By Christy Fantz

March 12, 2021 at 9:03 a.m.

Aren’t you all ancient enough to be in the first wave of shots for the elderly? But really, good for you, Foxes, for getting shots. I’ll do some shots for your shots tonight.

Fantz in Your Pants: Silver Foxes have their shots and are ready to party

By Christy Fantz

February 26, 2021 at 8:00 a.m.

So now we have a lion.

Fantz in Your Pants: Trimming the dog on wine

By Christy Fantz

February 15, 2021 at 5:26 p.m.

Pharmaceutical ads are out of control.

Fantz in Your Pants: Let’s do drugs and pee fire

By Christy Fantz

February 5, 2021 at 9:00 a.m.

Outfits shouldn’t reflect on work performance, so keep your perverted eyes off your co-workers’ bits.

Fantz in Your Pants: There will be cleavage

By Christy Fantz

January 29, 2021 at 9:00 a.m.

There was an old man who swallowed a fly. I don’t know why he swallowed a fly.

Fantz in Your Pants: A nursery rhyme for old No. 45

By Christy Fantz

January 22, 2021 at 10:42 a.m.

The life of a dear friend was cut short.

Fantz in Your Pants: Shine on you crazy Diamond Dave

By Christy Fantz

January 8, 2021 at 9:00 a.m.

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