Fantz in Your Pants

My salvation need not rest on any shoulders but my own.

Fantz in Your Pants: Heresies, Pharisees and McConaugheys

By Christy Fantz

November 12, 2021 at 9:01 a.m.

Everything was just fine and dandy until the folk mask arrived.

Fantz in Your Pants: The masked marauder

By Christy Fantz

October 28, 2021 at 10:00 a.m.

I've been with the Colorado Daily for 17 years now. Hold me.

Fantz in Your Pants: Where ‘Friends’ ends, I begin

By Christy Fantz

September 30, 2021 at 8:30 a.m.

Queen Mosquito sends out a breaking news alert to her bitey broads the minute I step outside.

Fantz in Your Pants: Blood-sucking queens and a Fantz buffet

By Christy Fantz

July 22, 2021 at 11:00 a.m.

Let’s talk about banging in public.

Fantz in Your Pants: Give a broad a bone

By Christy Fantz

July 18, 2021 at 2:09 p.m.

Fantz in Your Pants: Sasquatch stomping through

Fantz in Your Pants: Sasquatch stomping through

By Christy Fantz

June 18, 2021 at 4:49 p.m.

All you have to do is slap on a smile as you feel literal cups of fluid gush through you.

Fantz in Your Pants: His briefs runneth over

By Christy Fantz

May 7, 2021 at 12:19 p.m.

Fantz in Your Pants: Blasted be the faux utopia

Fantz in Your Pants: Blasted be the faux utopia

By Christy Fantz

April 30, 2021 at 9:00 a.m.

Remember us, back then in our pot leaf leggings/meggings, chillin’ on the quad, lit like misfits, rolling around in fish fertilizer with a brick of dirt weed in our back pockets?

Fantz in Weed’s Pants: Remember those fast times at 4/20 high?

By Christy Fantz

April 19, 2021 at 1:49 p.m.

Apply to Covid University now to be seduced by a hotbed of germ activity and to slip into a hot bed of sloppy seconds.

Fantz in Your Pants: Youthquake at Covid University

By Christy Fantz

March 12, 2021 at 9:03 a.m.

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