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Fantz in Your Pants

There was an old man who swallowed a fly. I don’t know why he swallowed a fly.

Fantz in Your Pants: A nursery rhyme for old No. 45

By Christy Fantz

January 22, 2021 at 10:42 a.m.

The life of a dear friend was cut short.

Fantz in Your Pants: Shine on you crazy Diamond Dave

By Christy Fantz

January 8, 2021 at 9:00 a.m.

I’m going to ride this high like a clambake in Matthew McConaughey’s Lincoln.

Fantz in Your Pants: Hap-hap-happiest Christmas

By Christy Fantz

December 25, 2020 at 8:30 a.m.

In the first month of 2020, the Year of the Rat sent to me, a fresh start to the nth degree.

Fantz in Your Pants: The 12 months of 2020

By Christy Fantz

December 18, 2020 at 9:00 a.m.

Fantz in Your Pants: Bermuda triangle of despair

Fantz in Your Pants: Bermuda triangle of despair

By Christy Fantz

December 4, 2020 at 9:48 a.m.

The symptom is quite rare, my doctor said, and is more common in women.

Fantz in Your Pants: My tinnitus has a soundtrack and it’s called Musical Ear Syndrome

By Christy Fantz

October 23, 2020 at 9:00 a.m.

Ruth Bader Ginsburg was always an array of beautifully inclusive colors, trying to survive a corrupt world.

Fantz: Rescuing the underdog with Little Orphan Annie and RGB

By Christy Fantz

September 25, 2020 at 7:00 a.m.

Let’s just chill out and get through this year. Better yet, here, hit this joint.

Fantz in Your Pants: Down in a blaze of haze

By Christy Fantz

September 11, 2020 at 8:11 a.m.

I lifted my crumb-encrusted rug and swept those bitches right underneath.

Fantz in Your Pants: Hop on my dude-smash roll

By Christy Fantz

September 4, 2020 at 10:00 a.m.

We swear to spill The Tea, the whole tea and nothing but the tea. And if you want more, call me. Your dad has my number.

Fantz: All tea, no shade

By Christy Fantz

August 28, 2020 at 10:56 a.m.

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