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Fantz in Your Pants

There’s this 22-year-old broad who spends her days unboxing children’s toys on YouTube. She’s worth $25 million. She reportedly hauls in an estimated revenue of nearly $30K per day from ads. I won’t divulge my annual salary, but it’s not far from her daily salary. And she plays with toys all day.

Fantz in Your Pants: Take $10 grand and shove it

By Christy Fantz

November 8, 2019 at 3:55 pm

My child and I express our love in exactly the same way. Our hearts and endorphins burst with so much fire and warmth that we are fierce and fast in sharing it with others.

Fantz in Your Pants: Young love

By Christy Fantz

October 25, 2019 at 6:33 pm

Do you see what you’ve done to us, #COwx? You make us exchange in small-talk pleasantries with other human beings. You're a real piece of work.

Fantz in Your Pants: Snow my god(s)

By Christy Fantz

October 11, 2019 at 3:45 pm

Almost a decade has passed since I met a suitor, got married, spit out a spawn and got divorced. I didn’t want to date after that; my wish was to shun relationships forever.

Fantz in Your Pants: Dating is weird now

By Christy Fantz

September 27, 2019 at 4:08 pm

I was standing at the bar, talking to a friend when a man reached under my dress, between my legs and swiped my privates as he walked out the door.

Fantz in Your Pants: Look at that hog

By Christy Fantz

September 13, 2019 at 6:45 pm

As I sat belly-up to the bar with Science, I explained that so many of my problems in past relationships have revolved around a lack of understanding when it comes to emotions — on both sides. If I’m sad and want to cry, I’ll unabashedly weep

Fantz in Your Pants: Science, let us cry it out

By Christy Fantz

September 6, 2019 at 6:07 pm

As I sat in my BFF’s backyard under a canopy of rippling Aspen trees, I glugged my coffee mug of wine, savoring some rare serenity. Abutting my zen space, the squeaking began.

Fantz in Your Pants: Franco vs. The Mouse

By Christy Fantz

August 31, 2019 at 4:00 am

Operation experimentation: College is a time to get weird

Operation experimentation: College is a time to get weird

By Christy Fantz

August 26, 2019 at 6:58 am

Fantz in Your Pants: Asthma attack or panic attack?

Fantz in Your Pants: Asthma attack or panic attack?

By Christy Fantz

August 10, 2019 at 8:13 am

Fantz in Your Pants: Vintage condoms and iPorn

Fantz in Your Pants: Vintage condoms and iPorn

By Christy Fantz

August 2, 2019 at 5:50 am

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