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Fantz in Your Pants

Queen Mosquito sends out a breaking news alert to her bitey broads the minute I step outside.

Fantz in Your Pants: Blood-sucking queens and a Fantz buffet

By Christy Fantz

July 22, 2021 at 11:00 a.m.

Let’s talk about banging in public.

Fantz in Your Pants: Give a broad a bone

By Christy Fantz

July 18, 2021 at 2:09 p.m.

Fantz in Your Pants: Sasquatch stomping through

Fantz in Your Pants: Sasquatch stomping through

By Christy Fantz

June 18, 2021 at 4:49 p.m.

All you have to do is slap on a smile as you feel literal cups of fluid gush through you.

Fantz in Your Pants: His briefs runneth over

By Christy Fantz

May 7, 2021 at 12:19 p.m.

Fantz in Your Pants: Blasted be the faux utopia

Fantz in Your Pants: Blasted be the faux utopia

By Christy Fantz

April 30, 2021 at 9:00 a.m.

Remember us, back then in our pot leaf leggings/meggings, chillin’ on the quad, lit like misfits, rolling around in fish fertilizer with a brick of dirt weed in our back pockets?

Fantz in Weed’s Pants: Remember those fast times at 4/20 high?

By Christy Fantz

April 19, 2021 at 1:49 p.m.

Apply to Covid University now to be seduced by a hotbed of germ activity and to slip into a hot bed of sloppy seconds.

Fantz in Your Pants: Youthquake at Covid University

By Christy Fantz

March 12, 2021 at 9:03 a.m.

Aren’t you all ancient enough to be in the first wave of shots for the elderly? But really, good for you, Foxes, for getting shots. I’ll do some shots for your shots tonight.

Fantz in Your Pants: Silver Foxes have their shots and are ready to party

By Christy Fantz

February 26, 2021 at 8:00 a.m.

So now we have a lion.

Fantz in Your Pants: Trimming the dog on wine

By Christy Fantz

February 15, 2021 at 5:26 p.m.

Pharmaceutical ads are out of control.

Fantz in Your Pants: Let’s do drugs and pee fire

By Christy Fantz

February 5, 2021 at 9:00 a.m.

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