Fantz in Your Pants
Fantz in Your Pants: The masked marauder
Everything was just fine and dandy until the folk mask arrived.
Fantz in Your Pants: Where ‘Friends’ ends, I begin
I've been with the Colorado Daily for 17 years now. Hold me.
Fantz in Your Pants: Blood-sucking queens and a Fantz buffet
Queen Mosquito sends out a breaking news alert to her bitey broads the minute I...
Fantz in Your Pants: Give a broad a bone
Let’s talk about banging in public.
Fantz in Your Pants: Sasquatch stomping through
I am large. My feet are large. I’ve come to terms with it. The footwear world has...
Fantz in Your Pants: His briefs runneth over
All you have to do is slap on a smile as you feel literal cups...
Fantz in Your Pants: Blasted be the faux utopia
The matriarch walks in the dining room, hair coiffed, her apron reads “I Like Pig...
Fantz in Weed’s Pants: Remember those fast times at 4/20 high?
Remember us, back then in our pot leaf leggings/meggings, chillin’ on the quad, lit like...
Fantz in Your Pants: Youthquake at Covid University
Apply to Covid University now to be seduced by a hotbed of germ activity and...
Fantz in Your Pants: Silver Foxes have their shots and are ready to party
Aren’t you all ancient enough to be in the first wave of shots for the...